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Topic: Life sucks

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,632

One match and she ghosted me.

What is even the point in living if you’re too ugly to even have a conversation with? This existence is so fucking brutal.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 42 minutes later[^] [v] #1,268,056

Could be worse. You could post on TC.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,059

@OP

> What is even the point in living if you’re too ugly to even have a conversation with? This existence is so fucking brutal.

Hang in there Matt.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,061

Take some nicer pics

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,064

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I don’t know how. I never have pictures taken of me doing cool and interesting shit because all the cool and interesting shit I do is within the confines of my bedroom. I’m not gonna pay a professional to take photos of me because that’s way too try-hard and I don’t have the looks for professional photos.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,137

@previous (A)
Just go skiing, hiking, rock climbing or some shit once and get a whole photo shoot done. No one said you have to enjoy it. It's de facto required for online dating.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,140

I have a book idea: very closeup photos of famous landmarks, buildings, and such. I'd like to know what the Eiffel Tower looks like on the scale of one square inch.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,143

@previous (boof)
It'd take multiple volumes to cover just one landmark. You'd have to dedicate several hundred pages just for a single toilet stall. Such a volume set would naturally have to have full-page photos for each and every square inch on glossy high quality paper.

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,157

oh oh oh I was thinking more of a sampler, a few select square inches at most per object
I suppose one could provide picture files of the entire object and let the customer download and print themselves at their leisure

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,161

@previous (boof)
I think most would only be interested in such an idea if every literal square inch were to be covered. Just a sampler? Get the fuck out of here with that.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,167

@1,268,064 (A)
Just like go on a hike nearby and have an outdoorsy picture, hang out with the boys somewhere and get a group photo, etc. You don't need to be super impressive you just need to have enough different photos that are a mix of you solo & you with friends and women will swipe right and ask about them.

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 40 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,176

@1,268,161 (E)
well I already know what these place look like from far away, I'm curious what I'd see face up

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,179

@previous (boof)
> well I already know what these place look like from far away
Do you really, though? New idea: a book of photos of famous landmarks from the Pioneer space probe. The book can just be one duplicated photo for hundreds of pages.
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