Topic: folk tune of bravery has hilarious twist ending that turns idea of folksy legend heroism on its head

boof started this discussion 2 years ago #114,566

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmzG6BGQKDc
The Cowboy Fireman

Author: "Haywire" Harry Mcclintock

In the high Sierra mountains came an SP passenger train,
the hobos tried to ride her, but alas was all in vain.
The conductor took the tickets as he counted every soul,
while the engineer looked straight ahead, and the fireman he shoveled coal.

Now the fireman he was a cowboy, but do not think it strange,
he could make more money shoveling coal than riding on the range.
And though he was a fireman, and though he had to sweat,
He still remained a Western boy and he kept his lariat.
Now the train was way behind time, and the passengers all were wild,
When on the track a-sudden, there strolled a little child.

Her hair in golden ringlets, was hanging down her back,
She little knew her danger grave as she strolled along that track.

"My gosh!", the Hogshead shouted, as he slammed on all his brakes,
I'll never stop this SP train, 'cause I ain't got what it takes!
Up stepped the cowboy fireman, and a gallant lad was he,
He said, "I'll save that baby, if I wreck this whole SP!"

He stepped out on the running board, with tears his eyes were wet,
While in his hand our hero brave, bore his trusty lariat.

He quickly dropped a fast loop 'round a pole beside the track,
And then he tied the other end around that big smoke stack.
Well he jerked that train right off the rails, and caused an awful wreck,
While in the ditch our hero lay with engine on his neck.

Oh we will long remember that 45th of May,
There were many with gallant hearts, all filled with fear that day.
Well they buried that poor fireman where the prairie winds,
He killed 200 passengers, but he saved that little child!

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #1,267,530

What about some Enya songs maybe once?

boof (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 41 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,542

sure I'll get you some Enya songs, she's dreamy

dj medium chain triglycerides joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,547

@1,267,530 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
@previous (boof)
can we do Orinoco flow

boof (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,561

sure that's the original hit, featuring the fantastic number of vocal overdubs that swirl around you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zkjQVh5KmQ
[Verse 1]
Let me sail, let me sail
Let the Orinoco flow
Let me reach, let me beach
On the shores of Tripoli

Let me sail, let me sail
Let me crash upon your shore
Let me reach, let me beach
Far beyond the Yellow Sea

[Interlude]
De-da, de-da, de
De-da, de-da, de

De-da, de-da, de
De-da, de-da, de

De-da, de-da, de

[Chorus]
(Ah)
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away

[Verse 2]
From Bissau to Palau
In the shade of Avalon
From Fiji to Tiree
And the Isles of Ebony

From Peru to Cebu
Feel the power of Babylon
From Bali to Cali
Far beneath the Coral Sea

[Interlude]
De-da, de-da, de
De-da, de-da, de

De-da, de-da, de
De-da, de-da, de

De-da, de-da, de

[Bridge]
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, up
Adieu
(Ooh)
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, up
Adieu
(Ooh)

Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, up
Adieu
(Ah)

[Chorus]
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away

[Verse 3]
From the North to the South
Ebudæ unto Khartoum
From the deep Sea of Clouds
To the Island of the Moon

Carry me on the waves
To the lands I've never been
Carry me on the waves
To the lands I've never seen
We can sail, we can sail
With the Orinoco flow
We can sail, we can sail
Sail away, sail away, sail away

[Verse 4]
We can steer, we can near
With Rob Dickins at the wheel
We can sigh, say goodbye
Ross and his dependency
We can sail, we can sail
Sail away, sail away, sail away

[Verse 5]
We can reach, we can beach
On the shores of Tripoli
We can sail, we can sail
Sail away, sail away, sail away

From Bali to Cali
Far beneath the Coral Sea
We can sail, we can sail
Sail away, sail away, sail away

[Verse 6]
From Bissau to Palau
In the shade of Avalon
We can sail, we can sail
Sail away, sail away, sail away

We can reach, we can beach
Far beyond the Yellow Sea
We can sail, we can sail
Sail away, sail away, sail away

[Verse 7]
From Peru to Cebu
Feel the power of Babylon
We can sail, we can sail
Sail away, sail away, sail away

[Coda]
We can sail, we can sail
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Sail away, sail away, sail away

Ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah-ah
Ah

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,572

A similar folk tune goes like this:

[Chorus]
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

[Verse 1]
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

[Verse 2]
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut

[Verse 3]
Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks

[Chorus]
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

[Verse 1]
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

[Verse 2]
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut

[Chorus]
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

[Verse 3]
Big hard throbbing cocks, getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

dj medium chain triglycerides replied with this 2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,582

@1,267,561 (boof)
the Orinoco is the fourth largest river in the world by discharge volume of water

dj medium chain triglycerides double-posted this 2 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,583

@1,267,572 (D)
eighteen nekkid cowboys in the showers at ram ranch

boof (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,592

@1,267,572 (D)
ah yes the Dallas Cowboys, the faggiest team of the NFL

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,595

@previous (boof)
Dallas Cowgirls*

Minichan