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Topic: "Botfly Larvae in my Scrotum"

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,557

It's a country song I wrote.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 months later[^] [v] #1,287,786

Verse 1:
I was out in the jungle, just tryin' to have some fun
But little did I know, the trouble had just begun
A tiny little bug, decided to make a home
And now I'm payin' the price, for bein' all alone

Chorus:
Botfly larvae in my scrotum, prickin' and a-pokin'
I never felt pain like this before, my manhood's broken
I'm itchin' and I'm scratchin', tryin' to make it stop
Oh Lord, won't you help me, with this botfly larvae in my scrotum

Verse 2:
I tried every remedy, every trick in the book
But nothin' seems to work, this bug's got me shook
I can't believe my luck, of all the places it could be
It had to burrow in, and make a home in me

Chorus:
Botfly larvae in my scrotum, prickin' and a-pokin'
I never felt pain like this before, my manhood's broken
I'm itchin' and I'm scratchin', tryin' to make it stop
Oh Lord, won't you help me, with this botfly larvae in my scrotum

Bridge:
I'll never take for granted, a day without this pain
I'll cherish every moment, and never complain
But until this bug is gone, I'll soldier on through
With botfly larvae in my scrotum, I'll make it through

Chorus:
Botfly larvae in my scrotum, prickin' and a-pokin'
I never felt pain like this before, my manhood's broken
I'm itchin' and I'm scratchin', tryin' to make it stop
Oh Lord, won't you help me, with this botfly larvae in my scrotum

Outro:
I'll overcome this battle, I'll come out on top
But I'll never forget, the day I got the botfly larvae in my scrotum.

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 week later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,579