Father Peckersnot !S4pyq49Heo started this discussion 2 years ago#114,517
Anyone else besides me wake up with a raging hardon in the mornings? I grunt very hard trying to force the pee stream thru my blood engorged penis and end up pissing all over my bathroom and myself. I tried sticking my dick under the cold water faucet to get it to soften some but that never works and I end up dribbling piss in my sink. Anybody know a good method of urinating with a boner without pissing all over myself and my bathroom?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,267,000
"Am I Matt" is a social deduction board game for 3-6 players. The objective of the game is to determine if one of the players is "Matt" or if they are impostors pretending to be Matt.
Components:
1. Game Board: A circular board with spaces representing various locations.
2. Character Cards: Each player receives a character card, either "Matt" or "Impostor."
3. Event Cards: Cards that introduce challenges and opportunities to the players.
4. Tokens: Players use tokens to vote on who they believe is the real "Matt."
5. Matt Marker: A marker to identify the real "Matt."
Gameplay:
1. Setup: Place the game board in the center, shuffle the character cards, and deal one to each player secretly. One player becomes the real "Matt."
2. Turn Sequence:
- Players take turns clockwise.
- They move their character around the board to various locations.
- When landing on a location, they draw an Event Card and follow its instructions, which could help or hinder the investigation.
3. Voting: After a certain number of rounds, players can vote on who they believe is the real "Matt" by placing their tokens in the center. The real "Matt" also gets to vote.
4. Reveal: If the majority votes for the real "Matt," the players win. If the majority votes for an impostor, the impostors win.
5. Strategy: Players must use deduction, logic, and information from the Event Cards to make an informed decision.
Winning:
- If the real "Matt" is correctly identified, the players win.
- If an impostor is incorrectly identified as "Matt," the impostors win.
Optional Rules:
- Special Abilities: Each character card may have a unique ability to add depth to the gameplay.
- Time Limit: Add a time limit for discussions and voting to increase tension.
The key to "Am I Matt" is to create a fun and engaging atmosphere where players must use their wits and intuition to figure out who the real "Matt" is, or whether they are all just pretending to be him.
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,267,050
@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Maybe they're referring to something you're not aware of. Maybe they aren't talking to you. Who knows? Just go about your life and stop obsessing over it.
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,267,288
@previous (B)
He's already playing. You neglected to mention the other rule of the game: Never talk about the game and pretend the game does not exist.