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Topic: Morning piss boners

Father Peckersnot !S4pyq49Heo started this discussion 2 years ago #114,517

Anyone else besides me wake up with a raging hardon in the mornings? I grunt very hard trying to force the pee stream thru my blood engorged penis and end up pissing all over my bathroom and myself. I tried sticking my dick under the cold water faucet to get it to soften some but that never works and I end up dribbling piss in my sink. Anybody know a good method of urinating with a boner without pissing all over myself and my bathroom?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,267,000

"Am I Matt" is a social deduction board game for 3-6 players. The objective of the game is to determine if one of the players is "Matt" or if they are impostors pretending to be Matt.

Components:

1. Game Board: A circular board with spaces representing various locations.
2. Character Cards: Each player receives a character card, either "Matt" or "Impostor."
3. Event Cards: Cards that introduce challenges and opportunities to the players.
4. Tokens: Players use tokens to vote on who they believe is the real "Matt."
5. Matt Marker: A marker to identify the real "Matt."

Gameplay:

1. Setup: Place the game board in the center, shuffle the character cards, and deal one to each player secretly. One player becomes the real "Matt."

2. Turn Sequence:
- Players take turns clockwise.
- They move their character around the board to various locations.
- When landing on a location, they draw an Event Card and follow its instructions, which could help or hinder the investigation.

3. Voting: After a certain number of rounds, players can vote on who they believe is the real "Matt" by placing their tokens in the center. The real "Matt" also gets to vote.

4. Reveal: If the majority votes for the real "Matt," the players win. If the majority votes for an impostor, the impostors win.

5. Strategy: Players must use deduction, logic, and information from the Event Cards to make an informed decision.

Winning:
- If the real "Matt" is correctly identified, the players win.
- If an impostor is incorrectly identified as "Matt," the impostors win.

Optional Rules:
- Special Abilities: Each character card may have a unique ability to add depth to the gameplay.
- Time Limit: Add a time limit for discussions and voting to increase tension.

The key to "Am I Matt" is to create a fun and engaging atmosphere where players must use their wits and intuition to figure out who the real "Matt" is, or whether they are all just pretending to be him.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,010

Pee in the sink. It saves water and it's better for the environment.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,012

Do it on the shower

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,014

@1,267,000 (B)
Why are you posting about Matt in a thread that has nothing to do with him?

Father Peckersnot !S4pyq49Heo (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,015

@1,267,012 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Do it on the shower

Really that's not a bad idea since I end having to take a shower anyhow to wash the piss off of me.

Piss Man 9000 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,021

When I wake up with pissboners I wish I had a pisspig human toilet to drink my piss and then take a shot of hot cum in the bunghole afterwards.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,044

@1,267,014 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Why do you care?

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,045

@previous (C)
Because you, or someone, seems to do it often, and it's rally weird. I am curious why someone would do that.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,050

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Maybe they're referring to something you're not aware of. Maybe they aren't talking to you. Who knows? Just go about your life and stop obsessing over it.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,284

@1,267,014 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)

I thought perhaps you'd like to play the game with me

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,267,288

@previous (B)
He's already playing. You neglected to mention the other rule of the game: Never talk about the game and pretend the game does not exist.
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