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Topic: How do you 'clean up'?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,451

After you... ya know...
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Towel 1 5%
Bed sheets 1 5%
T-shirt - 0%
Sock - 0%
Tissue/Toilet paper 6 32%
Mouth/Tongue 5 26%
Shower/Toilet 4 21%
Other (specify) 2 11%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later[^] [v] #206,090

with a vaccuum cleaner

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #206,093

i used to use multiple things
now it's just a paper towel

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #206,097

Shower, if we're talking about sex.

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #206,098

@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)

> you have sex

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #206,106

Wouldn't the poll options be "bath" and "shower"? Maybe "public sink" for some of the more Bohemian folks?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #206,141

I like to deposit mine into a dirty whore and let her do the clean up as I immediately pass out exactly two minutes after the act began.

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #206,145

Image went missing@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,158

Image went missing@206,141 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
lolol

@206,097 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
No, pic related

@206,106 (Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG)
Not sure about bathing in own filth...

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,159

Hover enough TP over dick with left hand
fap with right (though I'm right handed)
Cover groin with left hand + TP when finished
Walk to toilet
Deposit, flush

Take shower, rinse everything off with soap and water
Finish shower

Clean fapping area at desk with paper towel and cleaning solution, regardless of wether or not anything is there
Inspect

Go back to normal life

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Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,162

@206,098 (cat !COOOOOLbus)
Its been since February, being shit poor sucks for attracting women

@206,158 (A)
Oh, I haven't started working out yet.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,166

@206,159 (G)
You sound like a hygiene freak. Are you gay?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,172

> It's been since never. Being a fat fuck 15-year-old sucks for attracting women.
FTFY

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,173

it's a combination of all of those

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,243

@206,172 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Wat. We've spoken on the phone, you know I'm not 15.

Speaking of which! I'm 23 on the 16th, how should I celebrate this useless birthday?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,288

@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Lol, I'm sorry, I was half asleep and read your name as Walter. Sorry, face.

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,304

@206,243 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)

> Wat. We've spoken on the phone, you know I'm not 15.
>
> Speaking of which! I'm 16 on the 23rd, how should I celebrate this useless birthday?
lolol
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