Topic: Epic Quote thread
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,443
Mine;
"The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was convincing the world he did not exist"
"After the game is over, the Pawn and the King go back into the same box"
"An eye for an eye makes the world go blind"
What are you favourites?
"The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was convincing the world he did not exist"
"After the game is over, the Pawn and the King go back into the same box"
"An eye for an eye makes the world go blind"
What are you favourites?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #205,933
@OP
> Mine;
> "The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was convincing the world he did not exist"
Great quote from a great movie
"Friendship. A ship big enough for two in fair weather but only big enough for one in foul weather"
"You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser"
> Mine;
> "The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was convincing the world he did not exist"
Great quote from a great movie
"Friendship. A ship big enough for two in fair weather but only big enough for one in foul weather"
"You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser"
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,937
"That's it. I'm done. I won't be lifting one fucking finger to do anything beyond the bare minimum from now on, just like you worthless fucks. You have successfully killed what could and should have been bigger than Google, Shitter and Facefuck put together. You've completely ignored me long enough now. Eat shit, the whole bunch of you. Yes, that's ALL of you — fuck everything I've said in the past about not counting "those who do contribute" or "really try to help", because you don't even exist. You're ALL a bunch of worthless traitor fucktard shitheads, and I want ALL of you to get the fuck out of this place and never come back unless you start giving a shit RIGHT NOW and KEEP IT UP INDEFINITELY without dying shortly afterward. GOT THAT, YOU DUMB FUCKS?"
-Kimmo Alm
-Kimmo Alm
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,938
"Some bitch at work said I look like a rapist, posted about it on Facebook. Called it "rape-tastic". I hope the bitch gets raped by someone who looks nothing like a rapist, whatever the fuck she thinks all rapists look like. I can't tell you how pissed off I am about it. Why the fuck would someone say something like that."
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,939
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,940
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,942
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,944
"A man has got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink"
"A woman once drove me to drink And I never had the decency to thank her."
"I always keep some whisky handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy."
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
"A woman once drove me to drink And I never had the decency to thank her."
"I always keep some whisky handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy."
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,946
"I was gratified to be able to answer so promptly and I did. I said I didn't know"
"Such is the human race. Often it seems a pity that Noah and his entire party didn't miss the boat."
"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
"Such is the human race. Often it seems a pity that Noah and his entire party didn't miss the boat."
"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,948
@OP
> Mine;
> "The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was convincing the world he did not exist"
>
> "After the game is over, the Pawn and the King go back into the same box"
>
> "An eye for an eye makes the world go blind"
>
>
> What are you favourites?
@205,933 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> > Mine;
> > "The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was convincing the world he did not exist"
>
> Great quote from a great movie
>
> "Friendship. A ship big enough for two in fair weather but only big enough for one in foul weather"
>
> "You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser"
@205,937 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
> "That's it. I'm done. I won't be lifting one fucking finger to do anything beyond the bare minimum from now on, just like you worthless fucks. You have successfully killed what could and should have been bigger than Google, Shitter and Facefuck put together. You've completely ignored me long enough now. Eat shit, the whole bunch of you. Yes, that's ALL of you — fuck everything I've said in the past about not counting "those who do contribute" or "really try to help", because you don't even exist. You're ALL a bunch of worthless traitor fucktard shitheads, and I want ALL of you to get the fuck out of this place and never come back unless you start giving a shit RIGHT NOW and KEEP IT UP INDEFINITELY without dying shortly afterward. GOT THAT, YOU DUMB FUCKS?"
>
> -Kimmo Alm
@205,938 (D)
> "Some bitch at work said I look like a rapist, posted about it on Facebook. Called it "rape-tastic". I hope the bitch gets raped by someone who looks nothing like a rapist, whatever the fuck she thinks all rapists look like. I can't tell you how pissed off I am about it. Why the fuck would someone say something like that."
@205,939 (A)
> sup becky
@205,940 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> What's that from?
@205,942 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
> Naaaahhhh
@205,944 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> "A man has got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink"
>
> "A woman once drove me to drink And I never had the decency to thank her."
>
> "I always keep some whisky handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy."
>
> "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> "I was gratified to be able to answer so promptly and I did. I said I didn't know"
>
> "Such is the human race. Often it seems a pity that Noah and his entire party didn't miss the boat."
>
> "The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
>
> "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
Now this is some epic quoting
> Mine;
> "The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was convincing the world he did not exist"
>
> "After the game is over, the Pawn and the King go back into the same box"
>
> "An eye for an eye makes the world go blind"
>
>
> What are you favourites?
@205,933 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> > Mine;
> > "The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was convincing the world he did not exist"
>
> Great quote from a great movie
>
> "Friendship. A ship big enough for two in fair weather but only big enough for one in foul weather"
>
> "You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser"
@205,937 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
> "That's it. I'm done. I won't be lifting one fucking finger to do anything beyond the bare minimum from now on, just like you worthless fucks. You have successfully killed what could and should have been bigger than Google, Shitter and Facefuck put together. You've completely ignored me long enough now. Eat shit, the whole bunch of you. Yes, that's ALL of you — fuck everything I've said in the past about not counting "those who do contribute" or "really try to help", because you don't even exist. You're ALL a bunch of worthless traitor fucktard shitheads, and I want ALL of you to get the fuck out of this place and never come back unless you start giving a shit RIGHT NOW and KEEP IT UP INDEFINITELY without dying shortly afterward. GOT THAT, YOU DUMB FUCKS?"
>
> -Kimmo Alm
@205,938 (D)
> "Some bitch at work said I look like a rapist, posted about it on Facebook. Called it "rape-tastic". I hope the bitch gets raped by someone who looks nothing like a rapist, whatever the fuck she thinks all rapists look like. I can't tell you how pissed off I am about it. Why the fuck would someone say something like that."
@205,939 (A)
> sup becky
@205,940 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> What's that from?
@205,942 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
> Naaaahhhh
@205,944 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> "A man has got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink"
>
> "A woman once drove me to drink And I never had the decency to thank her."
>
> "I always keep some whisky handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy."
>
> "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> "I was gratified to be able to answer so promptly and I did. I said I didn't know"
>
> "Such is the human race. Often it seems a pity that Noah and his entire party didn't miss the boat."
>
> "The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
>
> "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
Now this is some epic quoting
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,949
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,950
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,956
"I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then……………….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
“Crosio!†I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said “OK Serverus I’m going 2 go now.†She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry."
And then……………….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
“Crosio!†I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said “OK Serverus I’m going 2 go now.†She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry."
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,959
"The comments on this page only prove that men can never change, they are brutish pigs, animals who don't know how to love. A world without men is a world without war."
- Susan
Who am I to argue?
- Susan
Who am I to argue?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,960
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,961
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,965
cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,980
‘Oh, okay.’
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,984
"When Jesus Christ came upon the earth you killed Him. The son of your own god. And only after he was dead did you worship Him and start killing those that would not."
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,986
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?"
-Jerry Falwell
"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?"
-Jerry Falwell
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,987
@205,984 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I wonder if jesus was raped after he got arrested by the Romans. You know that shit used to happen all the time back then. Those Romans had few morals, I mean, Son of God? Of course they raped him, they raped him "where is your God now" style. Yeah, I bet they just left out the rape bit. Or maybe the "puncturing his abdomen with a spear" part was just a metaphor.
It's something to think about.
I wonder if jesus was raped after he got arrested by the Romans. You know that shit used to happen all the time back then. Those Romans had few morals, I mean, Son of God? Of course they raped him, they raped him "where is your God now" style. Yeah, I bet they just left out the rape bit. Or maybe the "puncturing his abdomen with a spear" part was just a metaphor.
It's something to think about.
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,991
I LIKE YOU YOU CAN COME TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,994
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,999
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,029
I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY THAT WOULD FUCK A PERSON IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND
!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,035
"It's the aliens."- That fuck from Ancient Aliens
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,037
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A SOLDIER IN THE ALPS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED HIM SCRAMBLED EGGS.
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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,089
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.
-Frank Sinatra
Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.
-Frank Sinatra
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,147
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,149
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,150
@206,029 (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
I DON'T LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE.
I DON'T LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,151
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,155
@206,150 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A STEER TO ME SO THAT KIND OF NARROWS IT DOWN
ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A STEER TO ME SO THAT KIND OF NARROWS IT DOWN
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,329
"After the laughter, then comes the tears"
"Some people lose faith because Heaven shows them too little, but how many people lose faith because Heaven shows them too much?"
"Some people lose faith because Heaven shows them too little, but how many people lose faith because Heaven shows them too much?"
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,342
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Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,352
"JJJUUUUUUULLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!11!"
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,353
> How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
> If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn’t. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
> Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
> There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
> If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn’t. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
> Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
> There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,360
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,473
Vote for the democrat who's going to blast me in the ass? Or the republican who's going to blast my ass? Either way, politics is all one big ass blasting.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,475
"as soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting"
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,560
"I just had speghetti and meatballs, with some roasted squash, zucchini and onions, and some cantelope, honeydew and blueberries for dessert. I eat like that just about every day. Maybe that's why so many jealous poorfags think I'm a pretentious prick. Or maybe I am just a pretentious prick. Either way, they jelly."
"Nicotine causes chemical changes in the brain that lead one to crave nicotine. Alcohol does not cause any chemical changes in the brain like drugs like nicotine do. I was taught this in school, in my health class."
"I live in Delaware and I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Nicotine causes chemical changes in the brain that lead one to crave nicotine. Alcohol does not cause any chemical changes in the brain like drugs like nicotine do. I was taught this in school, in my health class."
"I live in Delaware and I have no idea what you're talking about."
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,569
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,576
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,579
Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,583
"All reality, all humanity, the whole universe. It's just me, thinking."
"Cheer up love, life isn't as bad as all that, and even if it is, there's nothing we can do about it."
"Don't you think dreams and the Internet are similar? They are both areas where the repressed conscious mind vents."
There were more. I know there were more. But that's all I remember.
"Cheer up love, life isn't as bad as all that, and even if it is, there's nothing we can do about it."
"Don't you think dreams and the Internet are similar? They are both areas where the repressed conscious mind vents."
There were more. I know there were more. But that's all I remember.