So I was thinking about horsie rides and how some years ago, this guy gave me a horsie ride and then I just remembered, Jesus Christ, that was no horsie ride, that was his god damned cock! So I call him up, angry, yelling, you prick, you tricked me, you said you were going to give me a horsie ride. He shouts back, dude, you're older than I am, and you're telling me that you couldn't tell a horsie ride from a cock? So I calm down and we apologize to each other and he promised me a real horsie ride.