Topic: Sexy little hussy models this years new swim suit.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B started this discussion 15 years ago #11,433
Excellent.The design is based on our currently best selling vagina-style suit, the Changed Man. We now offer it in bikini form. It has the same amazing front pouch lets any man touch his feminine side by creating a virtual pussy out of his cock. The look is so compelling that when the Changed Man G-string was introduced it was not only the best selling fem-style suit, but quickly became our best selling design which just blew us away. Guess there are more open minded men and women than we gave credit. The Change Man Bikini allows you the freedom to wear a moderate full back bikini and still have your beautiful lips exposed. Simply magnificent.
http://www.koalaswim.com/ko-swim-split-master.htm
cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #205,711
> expecting a female
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,712
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,729
> expecting a pedothread
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,730
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,734
This thing appears to smash up your cock way beyond what is healthy. Either that or this model suffers from micropenis.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,735
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,739
@previous (E)
I won't deny that I was a little disappointed. But he won't, he only likes boys, right? This leads one to think it's a female.
I won't deny that I was a little disappointed. But he won't, he only likes boys, right? This leads one to think it's a female.
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,740
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,744
@205,734 (D)
He seems comfortable enough. Maybe he's a former body builder with a steroids shrunken penis.
He seems comfortable enough. Maybe he's a former body builder with a steroids shrunken penis.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,784
He's wearing it backwards
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,786
@previous (F)
Of course he is. The product does not actually exist. It is only a new way of selling all those leftover man-thongs from a trend which was manufactured for but failed to materialize.
Of course he is. The product does not actually exist. It is only a new way of selling all those leftover man-thongs from a trend which was manufactured for but failed to materialize.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,826
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,882
> expect buspuppie
> receive buspuppie
> receive buspuppie
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,884
I wonder why somebody would want to create such an unconvincing virtual pussy.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,885
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,890
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Would these people not be better off with actual transgender surgery?
Would these people not be better off with actual transgender surgery?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,894
@previous (H)
No, because then it wouldn't be a kink. If you have something everyday, it becomes mundane.
No, because then it wouldn't be a kink. If you have something everyday, it becomes mundane.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,896
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,897
@205,894 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'm sure that if I ever underwent forced transgender surgery, I would never consider my pussy to be mundane.
I'm sure that if I ever underwent forced transgender surgery, I would never consider my pussy to be mundane.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,900
@previous (H)
You might! They say that familiarity breeds contempt. These dudes probably have normal lives when they're not being weird.
You might! They say that familiarity breeds contempt. These dudes probably have normal lives when they're not being weird.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,922
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,925
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,927
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,928
@205,925 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
You ass. I'm going to tell Wren to stomp your crotch with some high heeled shoes.
You ass. I'm going to tell Wren to stomp your crotch with some high heeled shoes.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,931
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,935
StatistSocialist3000 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,129
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,184
I don't think balls make a very convincing outer labia and I also doubt that most guys have a penis that can be hidden that easily.
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Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,290
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,434
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,450
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Mostly. Male pants have extra crotch space to compensate for the dick, but sometimes my balls just get in the way, or they'll stick to my legs, or it will get in an awkward position and require adjustment.
Mostly. Male pants have extra crotch space to compensate for the dick, but sometimes my balls just get in the way, or they'll stick to my legs, or it will get in an awkward position and require adjustment.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,500
@205,927 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Not gonna lie. I just love having a penis.
Is that sexist or grateful? I'm not sure.
Not gonna lie. I just love having a penis.
Is that sexist or grateful? I'm not sure.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,501
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #206,694
He has the face of a guy who used to be fat but buffed up.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #206,964
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #206,965
@206,184 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
The testicles can actually be tucked above the shaft in a bone cavity, so it's probably the scrotum, not the testicles, which would make up the outer labia. Still though, I doubt anyone would seriously wear this.
The testicles can actually be tucked above the shaft in a bone cavity, so it's probably the scrotum, not the testicles, which would make up the outer labia. Still though, I doubt anyone would seriously wear this.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #206,977
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
> I don't think scrota make a very convincing outer labia and I also doubt that most guys have a penis that can be hidden that easily.
Fixed.
> I don't think scrota make a very convincing outer labia and I also doubt that most guys have a penis that can be hidden that easily.
Fixed.