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Topic: I'm out of cigarettes, but the headlights on my car are both out.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,422

I can run the brights, but I risk being pulled over and ticketed for the headlights and expired tags. Luckily the store isn't far from home, maybe 300 yards, so it's not a huge risk, but I do have to drive on a major road for about 1 minute. Now I'm just thinking out loud here, but I'm probably cool to drive over there and get a pack of smokes so I can have one before bed. I don't want to wait for the morning, I like to sleep in and running to the store would just make me late. No, I think I'm going to be fine. Be right back guys, wish me luck (not that I'll need it, iaa).

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #205,599

> the store isn't far from home, maybe 300 yards

Crazy idea: Walk.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,600

@previous (B)
> walk

lol, that's not happening. brb.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,601

@previous (A)
Fat American pig.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,602

@previous (B)
Well that went better than expected. Even got me a cookie and a coke. I love Tesco. :')

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,603

sup to4str

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,605

@previous (C)
Does to4str smoke Camels? I wasn't on ket if that's what you're saying. I was only a little stoned on some bud.

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,606

@205,602 (A)
Walked?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,608

@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
No, I drove with my brights on. It was fine, it wasn't far.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,609

@205,606 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
christopher walken

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,610

@previous (C)
Christopher Reeves :(

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,611

@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Well I just ate a big bowl of corn-beef and cabbage stew. Gotta let that shit settle.

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,612

@previous (A)
I am jealous of that. I am hungry as fuck.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,613

Image went missing@205,611 (A)
Cabbage Stewart

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,614

@205,612 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Oh, it was good as fuck. I did a whole thread about it.

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,615

@previous (A)
I saw it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,616

@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
shit looked good didn't it.

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,618

@previous (A)
Yes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,628

@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
it was fuckin' delicious

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,643

> 300 yards

What the fuck? Why don't you just walk it?

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,653

you lazy fat fuck

Meowth !RKehomzmKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,655

@OP

> I can run the brights, but I risk being pulled over and ticketed for the headlights and expired tags. Luckily the store isn't far from home, maybe 300 yards, so it's not a huge risk, but I do have to drive on a major road for about 1 minute. Now I'm just thinking out loud here, but I'm probably cool to drive over there and get a pack of smokes so I can have one before bed. I don't want to wait for the morning, I like to sleep in and running to the store would just make me late. No, I think I'm going to be fine. Be right back guys, wish me luck (not that I'll need it, iaa).

sup brie

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,867

@205,643 (F)
Uh, because I have a car
@205,653 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
300 yards in the city, bud. At midnight. There's niggera out there, ya heard?
@previous (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
Iaa, but no

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,872

@previous (I)

> Uh, because I have a car

By the time you gety in the car, start the engine, release the handbrake, accelerate 300 yards, park, turn off the engine, engage the handbrake, get out of the car and lock it, you could already have gotten to the store and purchased your cheetos and be on your way home.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,877

@previous (F)
Cigarettes and a cookie. And no, it was much faster to drive. Cars can go faster than legs by a lot.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,878

@previous (I)

Surely the time saved is negligable? It's a two minute walk!

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,879

@205,877 (I)
I think that such instances are a good time to drunkenly wander your neighborhood.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,880

@205,878 (F)
Yup
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I wasn't drunk though. I just wanted a smoke before bed, not to get a workout.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,881

@205,879 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

I often enjoy doing just that.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,883

@previous (F)
That's awesome. I'll smoke pot and ride my bike for an hour or so at night. I've met so many crazy people and have never even been threatened.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,889

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

There's barely anybody outside here except ruffians. The most that ever happens is that somebody tries to stone me, though.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,891

@previous (F)
o.O

"stoning?"

This is why I drive a car.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,893

@205,889 (F)
> stone me

Iranians...on MC?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,895

@205,891 (I)

Yeah, you know. Some bydlo are hanging on a street corner and a weak looking drunk man walks down the street all alone and with no witnesses.

So they pick up bricks and other stones and throw them at that person with intent to seriously injure.

Such cases.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,898

@205,889 (F)
I've seen prostitutes fighting and drunk/high crazy people partying in storage units.
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