Minichan

Topic: How can I get out of my hometown?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,212

I have no skills, no degree, no connections, no money, and no charisma.

Should I just move to LA and become homeless?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,264,148

You got legs, don't you

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,149

if u can find a roomy in la they give like 1k in welfare. not sure if everybody qualifies.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,150

Go teach English in China.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,151

Here is some advice from a privileged white man. Pretend to be dirt poor for a while. Pinch every penny as tightly as you can. Live off of beans and rice. Bike to work. Cancel all of your streaming services. Turn down the heat in the winter. Etc. Embrace minimalism. Pay off all interest accruing debts asap. Put everything else into a savings account and don't touch it until it is time to leave, pretend you don't have it. Find a city you'd like to live in. Calculate how much it would cost you personally to live there per month with your new minimalist lifestyle, rounding everything up so you overestimate. Better to save too much than not enough. Multiply that number by 12. That's how much you need to save up. Once you hit that number, rent a long term Airbnb, 1-3 months (sidenote, this is the only way airbnbs are ever a good value). The day you get to your new city, start applying to every single job you can. It doesn't matter what you do, so long as you have some money coming in to supplement your savings. Work at McDonald's or Amazon if you have to. They will hire anyone. Keep spending as little as possible and keep looking for better paying jobs. Don't be afraid to quit a job for another one that pays more. Once you have received a couple paychecks, start applying for cheap apartments. If you don't mind roommates, you can save a lot on rent. Once you have an apartment and a job, then congrats. You've made it out of your hometown and you've got a little cushion of savings in case things ever go sideways.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,152

You would be a lot happier if you just admitted you are gay and started sucking cock.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,154

@previous (F)
Why do you think I'm gay?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,170

@previous (A)
> I have no skills, no degree, no connections, no money, and no charisma.

Become a local politician

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,171

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Become a Minichanner.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,179

you ever see that Hulk tv show? Bruce Banner had to drift from town to town, making do the best he could, until he'd get angry and kill some folks

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,183

@OP
Are you the guy who gets mad that he can't swim to indonesia for sex?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,222

@1,264,151 (E)
This is the correct answer. Did you move away from a small town yourself?

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,235

@1,264,151 (E)
Agree with everything. Good advice.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 59 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,240

@1,264,154 (A)

> Why do you think I'm gay?

Because you made a topic about a cute gas station attendant, how life would be easier if you were gay etc.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,241

@previous (F)
Are you stalking me or something?

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,243

@previous (A)
No, just detecting a theme of unhappiness and repressed sexuality.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,258

@previous (F)
How big are your balls?

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,271

@1,264,222 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Almost, I got all the way to the "start applying for apartments" phase and for various personal reasons came back home. I'm currently working on building back my savings to try again. Hoping to have my savings where I need it to be sometime around March or April. I've spent a lot of time thinking about this topic, I hope my condensed thoughts help OP to figure out his path.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,274

@previous (E)
Ah sorry to hear that. Good luck with getting out of there man. Your advice is good, if @OP will take it.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,279

@1,264,258 (M)

> How big are your balls?

Grapefruit size.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,281

@previous (F)
A bit of sea air and some seasonal Mediterranean fruits and I'm shitting like a Black Angus every morning at 9 sharp.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,283

@1,264,274 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thanks bud <3
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