Topic: I have split up with my Zimbabwe girlfriend

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 2 years ago #114,170

I'm now a fully faithful man to my Portuguese girlfriend.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #1,263,831

What about #3?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,832

@previous (B)
That was just a casual drink with someone

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,836

Did you perform a Cost-Benefit Analysis when deciding on which girlfriend to swerve off?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,841

Cucked

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,848

What happened?

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA double-posted this 2 years ago, 17 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,849

@1,263,841 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
He cucked her, she’s a cuckquean

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,858

@1,263,832 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Does your Portuguese girlfriend know you have issues with hygiene after your bowel movements? You do know that you both can never have a true a loving and intimate relationship until she becomes aware of this issue? You must come clean to her. And I do mean clean!

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,859

@previous (F)
I have great hygiene. I'm always make sure my hands are shit free before I leave the bathroom.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,875

What made you pick her over the other?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,876

How'd you do it? Phone, text or face to face? Did she cry?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,879

It's like, I want to congratulate you, but it's also the bare minimum of a healthy relationship to at least be faithful if not honest about infidelity, so it's like a net 0.

dr. coconut melon, phd joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,900

was that the original gf, and the other one is the new one who got divorced or whatever right

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,902

@previous (dr. coconut melon, phd)
It was the original one

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,903

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> It
Come on man I know you had absolutely zero respect for her but damn

dr. coconut melon, phd replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,926

@previous (B)
no he's not calling her it

dr. coconut melon, phd double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,927

his "it" is my "that" being the subject
ie that/it

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,264,190

I was about to guffaw "Zimbabwe?," like an imbecile then reminded myself you hail from London, so this is far to be from-unexpected.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Minichan