Topic: FAO KL, Re: Fish Nigger
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,075
The other day you mentioned a Roman called Fish Nigger, but have not yet told his story. I have created this thread to give you a space to tell Fish Nigger's story, so that it might live on for future generations.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 10 hours later[^] [v] #1,262,864
Bump. I shall not rest until we learn about Fish Nigger.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,905
Sure, let's talk about a man named Pescennius Niger who lived a long, long time ago in a place called Rome. Think of Rome like a very old and big city with lots of people and soldiers. Now, Pescennius Niger was a leader, kind of like a boss, for some soldiers.
One day, another boss in Rome went away forever. People started asking, "Who will be the new big boss?" Three men wanted to be that big boss. One of them was Pescennius Niger.
He had friends and people liked him. He tried to be the big boss, but he had to fight against other men who wanted the same thing. This is called a "war."
Pescennius Niger went to a place called Asia to get help. Think of Asia like a faraway playground where he hoped to find more friends. But another man named Septimius Severus was stronger and had more soldier-friends.
They had big fights, kind of like really serious games of tag, but much more dangerous. In the end, Pescennius Niger lost, and he couldn't be the big boss of Rome.
Even though he lost, people still remember him when they talk about old stories from Rome. And that's the story of Pescennius Niger, a man who wanted to be the big boss but couldn't make it.
One day, another boss in Rome went away forever. People started asking, "Who will be the new big boss?" Three men wanted to be that big boss. One of them was Pescennius Niger.
He had friends and people liked him. He tried to be the big boss, but he had to fight against other men who wanted the same thing. This is called a "war."
Pescennius Niger went to a place called Asia to get help. Think of Asia like a faraway playground where he hoped to find more friends. But another man named Septimius Severus was stronger and had more soldier-friends.
They had big fights, kind of like really serious games of tag, but much more dangerous. In the end, Pescennius Niger lost, and he couldn't be the big boss of Rome.
Even though he lost, people still remember him when they talk about old stories from Rome. And that's the story of Pescennius Niger, a man who wanted to be the big boss but couldn't make it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,017
@previous (B)I checked and Severus was the one who found Paarthunax dead, so he became the emperor. Attached is a recreation of the discovery of the body of Paarthunax.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,018
However when he went to go and stop the gay fish nigger, he came into trouble because all the greeks, jews and arabians supported him.Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,019
Then eventually the greeks, jews and arabians walked away, and poor fish nigger had to take the fall. It's a sad story, and reminds us all of some very important lessons.