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Topic: Why am I suddenly a raging faggot?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,061

I recently set my dating app preferences to men only. I'm tired of women not swiping right on me, and letting men swipe on me has been a pleasant surprise. I'm actually matching with boys I find cute. There's this adorable cute black boy that I matched with and we've been talking a little bit since we matched. He lives about two hours away from me and we've briefly talked about meeting up.

One thing I've noticed is that it's far easier to be myself with these men. I'm not worried about being too feminine and I feel like I can let that part of me actually come out. I actually an envisioning a relationship with men and it feels... normal, whereas before it always felt unnatural. My family would never accept it so it's probably never going to happen, but I keep daydreaming about it.

What happened to me?

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,262,643

there is nothing gay about fucking other men

Fake anon !faggot joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 24 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,644

@previous (B)
This.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,647

@1,262,643 (B)
> there is nothing gay about fucking other men
Only if you remember to say "no homo", obviously.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,648

Don’t let the balls touch.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,650

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
You know from experience Matt?

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 31 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,651

@previous (F)
I am not Matt, nor am I gay.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 32 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,657

Everyone on minichan other than me is a homosexual, transgender, or foreigner. I'm glad you finally found your niche.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,658

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Could you please just tell him that I'm not Matt and settle this?

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,661

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
I don't think Fake Anon is a real mod. There's no line under his name. So how would he know if you're Matt or not?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,665

@1,262,658 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
For $25,000 I will say anything you want.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,693

Run away from your family and move to San Francisco

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,707

@1,262,657 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What do you call a Jew that likes buttered toast?

Answer: who gives a fuck. Gas all the Jews.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,709

@previous (I)
You should start driving for uber eats so you can work on your delivery.

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,713

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Provide an example of you ever being funny.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 24 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,714

@previous (I)
See
@1,262,709 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,715

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The joke store just called: they're filled to the brim with you and decided to purge their inventory.

Thanks. I'll be here all week.

And forever.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,719

@previous (I)
Maybe I really did die and wind up in hell.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,728

"this is totally not gay" he said, huffing and puffing, thrusting his rock hard cock in and out of Brucie

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,735

@previous (boof)
> "this is totally not gay" he said, huffing and puffing, thrusting his rock hard cock in and out of Brucie
*stinky smelly dirty rock hard cock

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,748

@1,262,719 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Everything unpleasant in your life you brought about yourself. Everything pleasant was simply a mistake and will be corrected in short order.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,794

@previous (I)
At the end of a long day at work I get to come home and give my wife and her boyfriend a big hug if the bedroom door isn't closed. What more can a guy want?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,796

@1,262,665 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Could I pay for you to say some Amogus memes? 🙂

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,797

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Anything Amogus related costs $25,000,000.

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,815

@1,262,665 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Write and send a letter threatening the life of the US president.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,816

@previous (I)
Writing, sending,and saying are three distinct things. What you want will cost $25 billion. And since you never specified which US President, I will send a letter threatening the life of James Buchanan.

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,819

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fine, Just write the letter. We can take care of the rest.

Anonymous I double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,820

@1,262,816 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Writing, sending,and saying are three distinct things.
Depending on the specific legal situation, the first and last of these may be the same as far as the law is concerned.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,829

@previous (I)
Yes, but since I am defining things narrowly so that I may get the maximum amount of payout for the minimum amount of effort, I will not be treating them the same.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,830

@1,262,819 (I)
Please send 20% upfront to me and I will start the process. Thanks.

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,855

@1,262,829 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes you will.

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No, you send me 20%. Give me your address and I'll send you an invoice for the legal advice I've already given you. I bill by the reply. And by continuing to reply you accept my terms of service.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,861

@previous (I)
Nope. Now give @OP advice about being an enormous homosexual. Thanks.

Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,423

you're non-Korean

kys

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,263,516

@OP
"Suddenly?"

You've always been a raging faggot.
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