Topic: Are you on team Erik or team Dave?
Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 2 years ago #114,054
Team Erik is for Ukraine defending themselves against tyranny and for Palestine to be free.
Dave is for Russia to be given the freedom to dominant their neighbours and for Israel to keep Palestine as the world's largest prison.
Dave is for Russia to be given the freedom to dominant their neighbours and for Israel to keep Palestine as the world's largest prison.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,262,575
I don't think it's as black and white as this.
Besides, "to dominant" is not a verb.
Besides, "to dominant" is not a verb.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,576
More accurately:
Team Svet is for endless war because it entertains him while he's having a pedicure, drinking expensive craft bear, and doing lines of coke. He absolutely could not give a single fuck about Ukrainians or Palestinians. War, death and carnage amuse him, nothing more.
Team Dave is for peace negotiations to begin immediately between Russia and Ukraine, at the end of which both countries will have to make concessions from their current maximalist positions. Team Dave also hopes the Palestinians kick the ever-loving shit out of the IDF and their fascist leaders like Netanyahu.
Vote away people!
Team Svet is for endless war because it entertains him while he's having a pedicure, drinking expensive craft bear, and doing lines of coke. He absolutely could not give a single fuck about Ukrainians or Palestinians. War, death and carnage amuse him, nothing more.
Team Dave is for peace negotiations to begin immediately between Russia and Ukraine, at the end of which both countries will have to make concessions from their current maximalist positions. Team Dave also hopes the Palestinians kick the ever-loving shit out of the IDF and their fascist leaders like Netanyahu.
Vote away people!
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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,577
@1,262,575 (B)
> I don't think it's as black and white as this.
You're talking to a guy who gets his world view from reddit clips and Daily Mail headlines.
> I don't think it's as black and white as this.
You're talking to a guy who gets his world view from reddit clips and Daily Mail headlines.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,580
@1,262,576 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Team Dave also hopes the Palestinians kick the ever-loving shit out of the IDF and their fascist leaders like Netanyahu.
Out of interest, what made you change your mind?
> Team Dave also hopes the Palestinians kick the ever-loving shit out of the IDF and their fascist leaders like Netanyahu.
Out of interest, what made you change your mind?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,582
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 53 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,583
@1,262,580 (B)
That post was sarcastic, I was taking the piss out of America and the UK killing Ukraine as a country within 2 years by lying to them about protecting them "for as long as it takes".
That post was sarcastic, I was taking the piss out of America and the UK killing Ukraine as a country within 2 years by lying to them about protecting them "for as long as it takes".
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 2 years ago, 50 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,584
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,586
@1,262,583 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Right.
By the way, where do you stand on Hamas? Note, not asking about Palestine or the Palestinians, but very specifically Hamas. Do you want Israel to beat Hamas, or do you want Hamas to survive?
Right.
By the way, where do you stand on Hamas? Note, not asking about Palestine or the Palestinians, but very specifically Hamas. Do you want Israel to beat Hamas, or do you want Hamas to survive?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,587
@previous (B)
Well first and foremost Hamas isn't going anywhere, in the sense that Hamas represent a set of ideas that will continue to exist so long as Palestinians are treated as 2nd class citizens in their own home. If the West were capable of ever learning anything from their endless "democracy" exporting adventures it would be that something (usually worse) always replaces the "terrorists" you've set out to kill, because all you're ever doing is creating more of the same conditions in which terrorism is fostered in the first place.
Respect international law as it pertains to the Palestinian people and Hamas will die naturally over time, as more or less the IRA did in the UK once concessions were made. This ground war 'Israel' is planning will not kill Hamas. In fact I have a feeling it will be the IDF's Bakhmut and Mariupol rolled into one.
Well first and foremost Hamas isn't going anywhere, in the sense that Hamas represent a set of ideas that will continue to exist so long as Palestinians are treated as 2nd class citizens in their own home. If the West were capable of ever learning anything from their endless "democracy" exporting adventures it would be that something (usually worse) always replaces the "terrorists" you've set out to kill, because all you're ever doing is creating more of the same conditions in which terrorism is fostered in the first place.
Respect international law as it pertains to the Palestinian people and Hamas will die naturally over time, as more or less the IRA did in the UK once concessions were made. This ground war 'Israel' is planning will not kill Hamas. In fact I have a feeling it will be the IDF's Bakhmut and Mariupol rolled into one.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,588
> as more or less the IRA did in the UK once concessions were made
Good point, except I don't see leaders of Hamas or other similar terrorist organisations (I don't think it's going out on a limb to remove the quotation marks - let's call a spade a spade) that may very well arise from the power vacuum ever meeting with and negotiating with Israeli leaders, in the same way, say, Martin McGuinness met with the Queen (despite the fact that the IRA blew up members of her family, so she had every reason to hate them and refuse such a meetimg). This kind of detente I think is a crucial ingredient in the sort of natural, peaceful resolution you are suggesting could happen.
Good point, except I don't see leaders of Hamas or other similar terrorist organisations (I don't think it's going out on a limb to remove the quotation marks - let's call a spade a spade) that may very well arise from the power vacuum ever meeting with and negotiating with Israeli leaders, in the same way, say, Martin McGuinness met with the Queen (despite the fact that the IRA blew up members of her family, so she had every reason to hate them and refuse such a meetimg). This kind of detente I think is a crucial ingredient in the sort of natural, peaceful resolution you are suggesting could happen.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,593
@previous (B)
It's in their very charter:
It's in their very charter:
Initiatives, and so-called peaceful solutions and international conferences, are in contradiction to the principles of the Islamic Resistance Movement.
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There is no solution for the Palestinian question except through Jihad. Initiatives, proposals and international conferences are all a waste of time and vain endeavors. The Palestinian people know better than to consent to having their future, rights and fate toyed with.
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There is no solution for the Palestinian question except through Jihad. Initiatives, proposals and international conferences are all a waste of time and vain endeavors. The Palestinian people know better than to consent to having their future, rights and fate toyed with.
tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,597
I like Team Dave's peacefulness, but Team Erik does have beer and cocaine. I'll abstain.
tteh !MemesToDNA triple-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,598
It's also highly amusing to me to hear someone who thinks stinky niggers and gypsies need to be kicked out of London vocally supporting Palestine.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,599
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,600
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,601
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
No, but it's irrelevant because Ukraine's counteroffensive will have reached Moscow by Christmas.
No, but it's irrelevant because Ukraine's counteroffensive will have reached Moscow by Christmas.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,604
@1,262,598 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> It's also highly amusing to me to hear someone who thinks stinky niggers and gypsies need to be kicked out of London vocally supporting Palestine.
I can't wait to see how 'pro-Palestinian' Svet is when half a million "smelly niggers" show up at Dover asking for asylum.
> It's also highly amusing to me to hear someone who thinks stinky niggers and gypsies need to be kicked out of London vocally supporting Palestine.
I can't wait to see how 'pro-Palestinian' Svet is when half a million "smelly niggers" show up at Dover asking for asylum.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,610
Both of these teams have their good points and bad points. But the main point is that we are all, ultimately, playing for the same team: Team Minichan.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,612
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,863
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,866
@previous (H)
Quelle surprise, a pro-Ukrainian who has no idea what he's talking about.
I suggest you look up Action Man's comical "10 Point Peace Formula", wherein he lists his demands. Among them is the literally impossible return to 1991 borders, alongside war crimes tribunals, reparations, Russian military disarmament and lots more hilarity. He also signed a law last October making it illegal for any Ukrainian to negotiate peace with Putin...
https://nypost.com/2022/10/04/zelensky-signs-law-declaring-talks-with-putin-impossible/
It's almost like his handlers in Washington want the war to continue until the last Ukrainian.
Quelle surprise, a pro-Ukrainian who has no idea what he's talking about.
I suggest you look up Action Man's comical "10 Point Peace Formula", wherein he lists his demands. Among them is the literally impossible return to 1991 borders, alongside war crimes tribunals, reparations, Russian military disarmament and lots more hilarity. He also signed a law last October making it illegal for any Ukrainian to negotiate peace with Putin...
https://nypost.com/2022/10/04/zelensky-signs-law-declaring-talks-with-putin-impossible/
It's almost like his handlers in Washington want the war to continue until the last Ukrainian.
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Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,867
Speaking of the little garden gnome, the patron saint of beggars tried to worm his way into Israel's limelight a couple of days ago and was told to fuck off:
https://news.yahoo.com/media-israel-refuses-zelensky-visit-140611433.html
https://news.yahoo.com/media-israel-refuses-zelensky-visit-140611433.html
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,898
Maybe he will change his ways if you make more angry posts about it on minichan
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,916
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I'm correcting Anon H's common misconception. There's no need for you to cry about it.
I'm correcting Anon H's common misconception. There's no need for you to cry about it.