Topic: if you are not currently in a cabin in the woods with incredibly sporadic Internet access

tteh !MemesToDNA started this discussion 2 years ago #114,039

I genuinely pity you.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 21 seconds later[^] [v] #1,262,267

That sounds like the setup for a horror movie.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,270

Is that a weird Airbnb you're in?

Got any cheeky drinks to keep you company?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,271

Do you have a fire going?

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,272

Do you have a cozy boyfriend there with you to snuggle with in front of a roaring fire with some warm brandy?

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,273

@1,262,270 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Nah, just a little cabin owned by a local. I do have some beers!
@1,262,271 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yes! I tried to upload a photo but my connection is horrendous. It took a long time to get started.
@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
We do have brandy. No boyfriend. I did briefly touch feet with another guy though, which is really gay, so I'm chopping wood in a desperate attempt to regain what little manliness I ever possessed.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,274

There's a petrol station open 24/7 that's a 50-minute walk away so it's not exactly the wilderness, but that's England for you.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,275

@1,262,273 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
That sounds very cozy

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,277

@1,262,273 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
How did you end up touching feet with another guy?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,288

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
In his defense it was a very crowded gay orgy.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,291

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,293

Are the woods lovely?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,296

@previous (F)
Hahaha. Good reference.

God, that place was a shithole, though. It was funny harassing Mr. Alm, but we were also genuinely doing a good deed in getting rid of a den of vile pedos.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,297

Who is with you in this cabin?

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,307

@1,262,296 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> we were also genuinely doing a good deed in getting rid of a den of vile pedos
Indeed!

There must have been multiple lovely woods trolls. I know because I was one of them, but certainly didn't make up all of them - just 2, with hilarious results from our favourite sysop. In response to one of them (I saw a loli in a car today) he wrote "autistic", and to the other (I was at the mall today... tyrannical parents... etc.) he responded, rather cryptically, "You're not helping anybody". I think he secretly got a kick out of reading them, the sick fuck.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,330

@1,262,274 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I like the sound of that petrol station!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,338

@1,262,274 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Is this a work event? Who are the other people? Why isn't KL there?

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