Topic: Chatting up a same-sex cashier for sexual purposes as a straight-presenting man

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,029

I think I'm straight-presenting, at least. I've never actually "come out" as bi since it's always remained a curiosity and something I never acted on, so I just live my life as a straight guy.

There's this suuuuper cute gas station cashier at a store I used to go to fairly regularly but haven't a lot lately. He's a cute little twink. Has an adorable little southern accent. Wears skintight jeans, but still comes off as boyish. Almost like a tomboy version of a twink.

I'd like to think my gaydar is fairly accurate and he's undoubtedly gay. We never really have a conversation, mainly because I'm too insecure about my own sexuality to look him in the eye. He caught me looking at his name tag one day, and I looked him up on Facebook but found nothing relevant.

As someone who's never actively flirted with a man, how would I go about flirting with this boy that I think is super hot and breedable?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,262,189

Wink at him.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,190

Just look him in the eyes and say "hey boy, how would you like me to pack your shit?" Then wink and wait for his answer.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,191

@1,262,189 (B)
@previous (C)
I feel cringe winking at someone. I don't have the confidence for that. I would just like to tell him he's cute.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,192

@previous (A)
Ask him to go for coffee.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,193

@previous (B)
I'm afraid to be seen in public with a gay lover though. I live in a fairly small town.

My family would never accept it anyway so it's impossible.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,194

Post the name and location of the store and I can call them and give them a heads up.

dj coco nutoid joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,196

just say "you look super hot and breedable, we should hang out"

dj coco nutoid double-posted this 2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,198

@1,262,193 (A)
it's just guys being dudes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,200

@1,262,196 (dj coco nutoid)
From experience being a fag, would this actually work?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,202

@1,262,193 (A)
Fuck them all. Be yourself.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,206

@1,262,196 (dj coco nutoid)
wtf i thought you were op!

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,209

@previous (F)
No, he's the cashier OP is referring to.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,212

Just download grindr and see if he's on there.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,213

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Your dad sure is.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,215

@1,262,212 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Didn't find him. :(

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,232

Are you the obese man with poor hygiene who was asking kook for advice on getting a girlfriend?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,233

@previous (H)
Yes.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,238

@1,262,215 (A)
Then you will need to walk in wearing just a speedo and wink at him tomorrow.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,239

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Subtle.

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