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Topic: Kook: How can I get a girlfriend?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,001

I'm physically dying from loneliness. I want to feel loved and I want to feel desired. I want to be touched.

What should I do?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,261,938

Just become rich enough to hire a hooker full time, like that dude from Succession. That is practically the same thing, but you don't need to be charming or attractive.

You're welcome.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,939

What do you do socially, if I may ask?

Kook joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,940

cut your dick off and become a woman

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,942

@previous (Kook)
Um, isn't that a bit drastic a solution?

Kook replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,946

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
i suggested my own spouse do it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,947

@1,261,939 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
Almost nothing.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,948

@previous (A)
That might be a place to start. If you start going out and doing things socially, it's not an instant solution, but you will expose yourself to a much higher chance of meeting someone, and you might enjoy it anyway.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA double-posted this 2 years ago, 20 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,949

@1,261,946 (Kook)
Um, did your spouse do it?

Kook replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,950

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
sadly, no. but i married because my spouse is wealthy, not because of their gender, compatibility or love.

come to think of it, that is my advice for the OP: become wealthy. nothing else matters. or at least it doesn't for me

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,951

@previous (Kook)
Some people marry for money and it works out fine. As long as you two are happy, who cares what others think?

Kook replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,953

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
it isn't working out and we are not happy. but at least I don't have to work anymore

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 50 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,955

@previous (Kook)
Well, you do you.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,957

Do you have a wide friend group? Are you as attractive as you can be?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,961

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I have one male friend that I see one-on-on once a week for about an hour or two, we just chill and smoke cigs on his porch. I have another male friend that's married with kids and I hang out with him and his wife and another couple they're friends with occasionally. Other than that, that's about it.

As far as attractiveness, no I'm not. I don't know how to be. I'm overweight and don't have good hygiene because I'm too depressed to even try. Yes, I am seeing a therapist, and no it doesn't help.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,965

@previous (A)
Alright, are there places in your town like cafés or bars to hang out in and meet people? Get yourself showered and rush your teeth and shave, and go somewhere. It's the only way to meet someone. You can't meet someone just staying at home.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,000

@OP

> I'm physically dying from loneliness. I want to feel loved and I want to feel desired. I want to be touched.
>
> What should I do?

Import one from China and hope she doesn't scarper once the green card comes through.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,007

@1,261,961 (A)
Do you want some tips on how to be more attractive?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,125

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yes.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,138

@previous (A)
Pm me some pics of yourself and we'll talk about it

Erik's Apprentice !HOZlQYR1MY replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,144

Svet does not recommend taking style, relationship, or fashion advice from a butch lesbian.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 39 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,148

@previous (Erik's Apprentice !HOZlQYR1MY)
Who are you, if I may ask?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,149

@1,262,138 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm not going to reveal my identity to you.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,151

@previous (A)
Me seeing your face isn't knowing your identity. I just offered to help, it's up to you if you want it or not

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,154

@1,262,148 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
whomstve

@1,261,965 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
third places are far between in my town. maybe one day ill get out there or go elsewhere. should buy a used car too :/
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