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Topic: Father Dave

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,965

Я собираюсь быть в Сен -Петербурге на следующей неделе с понедельника по воскресенье для бизнеса. Я хотел бы пригласить вас на напиток на меня. Назовите время и место, и я буду там. Цена не беспокоит. Мое единственное состояние, которое является нашим первым раундом водки, будет посвящено Украине.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,261,438

Do you think a Russian will really toast Ukraine?

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,447

водки
now you're talkin my lanuguarege

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,453

@1,261,438 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
Yes, I just said that I would.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,455

@previous (A)
Wait, you are Russian?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,456

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
Yes.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,463

@OP

> Сен-Петербурге

What an earth did you use that gave this as the spelling of Saint Petersburg??

(note: it's 'Санкт-Петербург')

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,464

@1,261,456 (A)

> Yes.

Your Russian is dodgy as fuck mate.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,476

@1,261,463 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
legit lold at you attempting and failing to correct a native speaker. troll/10

So where and when are we meeting?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,480

@previous (A)

> So where and when are we meeting?

I don't live in "Sen" Petersburg.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,492

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
How can you not know that Сен is a valid shortening of Санкт, just as san is a shortening of santa (as in San Francisco), and st is a shortening of saint (as in St. Petersburg)?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,498

@previous (E)

> How can you not know that Сен is a valid shortening of Санкт, just as san is a shortening of santa (as in San Francisco), and st is a shortening of saint (as in St. Petersburg)?

Read back what you just wrote and see if you can't spot the flaw, Mr MA in Languages.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,503

@1,261,476 (A)
He always does this. If someone posts something in Russian, he pretends it's wrong and assumes that nobody will call him out on it.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,504

> Mr MA in Languages.
Oh no. He really mad this time.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,506

@1,261,498 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You think that's Matt?

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,507

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
He often confuses me with Matt, which is weird because I sound nothing like him.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,521

@1,261,503 (F)

> He always does this. If someone posts something in Russian

There's no "pretend" about it. The OP fucked up, pure and simple.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,548

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> There's no "pretend" about it. I fucked up, pure and simple.
Don't worry, Dave, it's OK. There's no need to get upset. So you were a bit of a silly billy and we all had a little laugh about it. Everyone fucks up occasionally - don't be so hard on yourself.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,549

@previous (E)

> Everyone fucks up occasionally

Hey I'm not judging you for it, I merely pointed it out. Take it easy :)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,609

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
When and where are we meeting?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,612

@previous (A)
Next Tuesday, the branch of Vkusno i Tochka (Russian McDonald's) on Prospekt Pizda (in the centre, near Nevsky Prospekt). Deal?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,616

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What time?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,618

@previous (A)
14:00.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,620

@1,261,504 (E)

> > Mr MA in Languages.
> Oh no. He really mad this time.

He has been that way since Fuckalms banned his trolling ass from TC for spamming the You're a piece of shit post on every thread he could. Then he tried to be a "good boy" and suck ass and get back in and was turned away again. His fury builds lol

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,621

@previous (H)

> spamming the You're a piece of shit post on every thread he could.

That wasn't me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,641

@1,261,618 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I will see you there.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,649

@previous (A)

> I will see you there.

So...

If you actually spoke a word of Russian you would know two things:

1) "Prospekt Pizda" means "Cunt Street"

2) "Prospekt" (masculine noun) and "Pizda" (feminine noun) don't collocate. If such a street existed it would be "ulitsa Pizda". Any speaker of Russian would know this. You walked right into my trap.

2 scalps in one day (you and Svet), I have been on fire! I hereby bid you thanks, and tell you conclusively: that'll be all.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,653

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
To be honest, I only glanced at what you wrote to see if you had listed a location and time because I was half-distracted with something else. If you had written in Cyrillic I probably would've noticed regardless of the distraction, since I (and probably almost everyone fluent) rarely read or write Russian in the Latin alphabet.

I guess that means you win?

Anyway enough fucking around. It sounds like for whatever reason you're not interested or courageous enough or whatever to meet, so just forget I asked. It's been fun (it hasn't), but I'm now tired of this.

Bye

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,654

@previous (A)

> I guess that means you win

It was never in doubt :)

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,656

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> > I guess that means you lost
>
> It was never in doubt :)

Never mind. Better luck next time. :)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,657

@previous (E)

> > > I guess that means you lost
> >
> > It was never in doubt :)
>
> Never

Precisely :)

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,667

so I'll be on Cunt Street
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