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Topic: Merrin here. The new Exorcist movie is an affront to my sacred name.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U started this discussion 2 years ago #113,957

Remember in the original movie when Linda Blair spewed pea-green vomit all over my good friend Father Karras? That's essentially what this steaming turd of a film is. Do not watch this cynical cash-grab shite, pardon my rusty Latin.

Thank you and bless you, friends.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,261,421

> cynical cash-grab
That's Hebrew, not Latin.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,422

They sent a girl to hell. That was pretty brutal.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,439

You're in the Cash Grab

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,473

23% on Rotten Tomaters.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,541

Catholics are part of the patriarchy, so we went with Haitan voodoo shamans instead since they are famously feminist

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,563

@previous (F)
I think you missed the point. The exorcism worked when all the faiths worked together, and what really made it work was a father's love and fairness.

dj coco nutty joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,581

did the main character have a coexist bumper sticker

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,584

@previous (dj coco nutty)
The demon did.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,588

@1,261,563 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)

> I think you missed the point. The exorcism worked when all the faiths worked together, and what really made it work was a father's love and fairness.

So it’s new age Unitarian mumbo jumbo

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,589

@previous (H)
If you want to call it that, fine, but it was a message of unity.

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,607

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
Ecumenicalism is a cancer!

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,608

@previous (H)
Why do you say that?

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 45 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,619

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
Because rather then proclaim the truth of the one, holy, Catholic, apostolic church it deceives those who are confused into thinking Protestant heresy is just as correct

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,628

@1,261,563 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)

Can you tell me which particular sect of which particular faith has a rite called "Exorcism"?

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,629

@previous (F)
Several, I think.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,630

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)

Perhaps you could share these liturgical rites called Exorcism with me?

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,631

@previous (F)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,632

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 17 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,633

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 21 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,634

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 19 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,635

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 years ago, 48 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,636

I only ever had to use that book twice in my career as a priest, but one of those times almost killed me.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,637

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Could you tell us about those? That's fascinating! Are you a real Catholic priest? I have an Anglican priest friend, but I know that's different.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,638

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
It's difficult for me to talk about but I will do so in a day or 2. I'm a little tired now.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,639

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Ok great. Can't wait. I am into this sort of stuff.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,642

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
I'll try to work up the courage to tell my tale. I looked the devil himself in the eye that night. And what places my soul in jeopardy - he looked straight into mine.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 57 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,643

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Really?? I want to hear the story!

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,644

@1,261,633 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
The shape of your thumbnail suggests you may have signs of low-grade cyanosis possibly due to a mild- to severe- heart pathology. You should get it checked out. People drop dead of in their 30s and 40s and it's always a surprise to those who witness it, but the signs are often there all along.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,645

@previous (B)
It does look unusually long and narrow. Is that what you mean?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,646

@1,261,644 (B)
What I've done to you will forever be my finest achievement on these boards :)

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,647

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What have you done to them?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 30 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,648

@1,261,645 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
I'm referring to something called "digital clubbing". You can read more here if you're interested:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3519022/

Whether or not in Dave's case this is actually a sign of anything, I don't know. It could not be, but it could, even if he's had this his whole life. These problems can often be congenital, run in families, yet also be mild enough to be frequently missed and only after, unfortunately, someone dies do the pieces get put together.

I hope he gets this checked out by someone, most ideally, in the UK. Heart problems are not something to fuck around with.

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 18 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,650

@1,261,646 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
?

Anonymous B triple-posted this 2 years ago, 20 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,651

@1,261,647 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
I'd like to know too lol

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,652

@1,261,648 (B)
Oh wow. Yeah, he might get it checked out. I grew up with a friend who had nails like that, but he ended up fine, but yeah, I would check it out if it were me.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,659

@1,261,422 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
DC Comics did that way back in the 1980s.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,668

@1,261,631 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)

> Deliverance Ministry

That doesn't sound like "The Rite of Exorcism".

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,671

@previous (F)
There is an Anglican rite of exorcism. Still, I am not sure why you are asking?

dj coco nutty replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,714

@1,261,648 (B)
the gigantic lunula and club fingers do look concerning

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

dj coco nutty double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,715

@1,261,659 (I)

> DC Comics did that way back in the 1980s.

persephone went to hell like 2000 bc probably. we been sending bitches to hell forever

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,730

@1,261,671 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)

There is an Anglican "Deliverance Ministry" which is colloquially called exorcism (small e).

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,848

@previous (F)
Ok? Hey, Father, canyon tell us about the your exorcisms today, please?

dj coco nutty replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,853

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)
please daddy

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,859

@1,261,848 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)

I'll ask again, because you have a short memory. Which particular sects have a rite called Exorcism?

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,860

@previous (F)
As I said, several. Are you looking to be argumentative, or is there some importance to the exact wording "rite of exorcism?" What is a rite, anyway?

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,881

so like, can a turd be haunted?

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,886

@1,261,860 (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)

If there are several liturgical rites called "Exorcism", perhaps you can try again to share some?

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,889

@previous (F)
What is your fixation on the wording? Many churches do exorcism. I really don’t understand your point.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,101

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)

Can you simply answer the question?

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,107

@previous (F)
Ok, the Orthodox Church has a "rite of exorcism".

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,109

@previous (Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA)

Any others?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,110

@previous (F)
Santeria has exorcisms

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,111

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Small e or capital E?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,112

@1,261,642 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> I'll try to work up the courage to tell my tale. I looked the devil himself in the eye that night. And what places my soul in jeopardy - he looked straight into mine.

Did you call him a piece of shit?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,114

@1,262,111 (F)
What's the difference?

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,133

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

One is just a rite similar to Exorcism that people call "exorcism" but for which their church has a different name. Exorcism is a proper noun.

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,135

can't you like, just call the guy who gets the bugs out you house

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,136

@1,262,133 (F)
Why does it matter?

It's a religious ritual meant to do the same thing, and involving the same word

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,262,161

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

One is a proper title, the other is a colloquialism. I'm just asking Throckmorton to tell me the "many" churches that use it.
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