Topic: The Queen of Hearts

Father Lankester started this discussion 2 years ago #113,956

The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts,
all on a summer's day.
The Knave of Hearts then cut some farts,
and forced the Queen to smell every last fucking one of them!!!

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,261,413

lol what

Father Lankester (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,417

Jack B nimble Jack B quick,
Jack jumped over the candle stick.
Lost his balance, stumbled backwards and sat down hard on the candle stick, gouging it a good 16 inches up his asshole perforating his colon. He died the next day of sepsis from his injuries.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,420

Ok, Fagtax.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,423

@1,261,417 (Father Lankester)
lol

Father Lankester (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,433

Jack Sprat could eat no fat,
his wife could eat no lean.
So Jack started kicking her full force in the pubic region until she fainted.

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,436

@previous (Father Lankester)
Well goodness!

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,261,443

oh so not the song by Juice Newton

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