Topic: Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,395
Also, for a bonus essay question how many prostitutes have you fucked in total (if you can remember them all.)
I am answering yes, and >10 if you count mexican whores in mexico and transexuals.
I am answering yes, and >10 if you count mexican whores in mexico and transexuals.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes, I've had prostitutes | 5 | 31% | |
| No, not yet. | 11 | 69% |
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #205,083
Nope, prostitutes are for faggots. Real men are virgins.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,084
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,085
minireddit
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,086
Technically no - your mum said I could do it for free.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,087
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,088
@205,086 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
She sometimes tosses freebies to guys she feels pity for. Really all this says is that you look showered.
She sometimes tosses freebies to guys she feels pity for. Really all this says is that you look showered.
cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,094
> Have you ever had sex?
ftfy
ftfy
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,097
@previous (cat !COOOOOLbus)
Me? Iaa. Maybe you meant to direct that at someone under 30 and who has never had prostitutes... Really getting laid is super, super easy. Paying for it is the simplest, having low standards is the next easiest, and finally it's not that hard for anyone to just eventually have sex... It's not like sex is some super hard to get into club --there's no velvet rope and bouncer. There's no list.
Me? Iaa. Maybe you meant to direct that at someone under 30 and who has never had prostitutes... Really getting laid is super, super easy. Paying for it is the simplest, having low standards is the next easiest, and finally it's not that hard for anyone to just eventually have sex... It's not like sex is some super hard to get into club --there's no velvet rope and bouncer. There's no list.
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,098
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,102
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,108
Ahhh shit.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #205,110
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #205,128
Never, but I have been offered freebies which I turned down.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,152
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,156
@205,102 (A)
> implying i was enraged
did you see any caps? formatting? did you see me say 'fuck your shit you gigantic retarded cunt'? no? i didn't think so.
> implying i was enraged
did you see any caps? formatting? did you see me say 'fuck your shit you gigantic retarded cunt'? no? i didn't think so.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,172
@205,152 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
That has happened at the home. I'm okay with it because someone is less likely to deck you for changing their pants if they think you are a wife or lover.
That has happened at the home. I'm okay with it because someone is less likely to deck you for changing their pants if they think you are a wife or lover.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,180
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,188
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,193
Don't know... not paid at least.
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,194
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,195
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,201
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,203
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,205
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,208
FatGreen joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,211
Phoned. Didn't have the balls to go.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,219
@previous (FatGreen)
Why not? Prostitues are very nice, and they'll let you put your penis inside them, or on them. Some girls hardly even let their husbands do that! Prostitutes are really very accomodating.
Why not? Prostitues are very nice, and they'll let you put your penis inside them, or on them. Some girls hardly even let their husbands do that! Prostitutes are really very accomodating.
FatGreen replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,340
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,353
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,381
I tend to offer money to anyone I fuck and hope never to see again. There's just so much less explaining and hurt feelings this way. And hey, sometimes you get lucky and they refuse the cash.
I highly recommend this strategy if you can afford it.
I highly recommend this strategy if you can afford it.