Topic: You are chatting with Christopher B, an Apple Expert
Meowth !RKehomzmKo started this discussion 15 years ago #11,391
> Hi, my name is Christopher B. Welcome to Apple!
> Hi! How are you today?
When is the iPhone 5 coming out?
> Apple does not comment or speculate on rumors about decisions, products, programs, or promotions that are not officially announced. We learn about new products and price changes when Apple makes formal public announcements, and not before.
Did you manually type that?
> No, but would it make a difference?
It could. Just wondering.
Apple is pretty cool though.
> Does your job ever get boring just answering dumb questions like mine?
I sure like it here.
I mean, I'm sure I have a lot of dumb questions that probably get asked hundreds of times a day at least.
> Not at all. We love answering everyone's questions as best as we can.
That's crazy. You're a friendly person.
If you see Andrea or Brent, tell 'em I said what up.
> Ok, will do. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Nah, but I guess I'll wait. I sold my 4 when it first came out 'cause I loved my 3Gs. Guess I'm selling my 3Gs now.
> Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business. If you would like more help, please chat with us again.
I'm surprised they're not pissed at me. I got Brent the first time, got Andrea the second time. She said, "As Brent said, we don't know." I lol'd because they probably sit right next to each other.
> Hi! How are you today?
When is the iPhone 5 coming out?
> Apple does not comment or speculate on rumors about decisions, products, programs, or promotions that are not officially announced. We learn about new products and price changes when Apple makes formal public announcements, and not before.
Did you manually type that?
> No, but would it make a difference?
It could. Just wondering.
Apple is pretty cool though.
> Does your job ever get boring just answering dumb questions like mine?
I sure like it here.
I mean, I'm sure I have a lot of dumb questions that probably get asked hundreds of times a day at least.
> Not at all. We love answering everyone's questions as best as we can.
That's crazy. You're a friendly person.
If you see Andrea or Brent, tell 'em I said what up.
> Ok, will do. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Nah, but I guess I'll wait. I sold my 4 when it first came out 'cause I loved my 3Gs. Guess I'm selling my 3Gs now.
> Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business. If you would like more help, please chat with us again.
I'm surprised they're not pissed at me. I got Brent the first time, got Andrea the second time. She said, "As Brent said, we don't know." I lol'd because they probably sit right next to each other.
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #205,057
I like the mormon church ones better.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,135
I was expecting apples.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,145
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,147
> > Does your job ever get boring just answering dumb questions like mine?
> I sure like it here.
Are these supposed to be reversed?
> I sure like it here.
Are these supposed to be reversed?
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Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #205,187
Hi, my name is Kaleb B. Welcome to Apple!
Welcome to Apple Online Chat! How can I help you with the Online Store?
Hi Kaleb!
Hey there.
How are you today?
I am good
Do you know when the new iphone comes out?
That's great to hear.
I would be happy to help you out with the iPhone.
I have not heard of a new release for the iPhone. I do have to say that would be awesome, but Apple has made no announcements on the release of a new iPhone.
We are in the dark just as much as you are until something new is dropped. I sincerely wish I had more information for you here, but I can get you the notify me page so you can be e-mailed when new products drop if you would like!
Okay, when is the new iMac coming out?
Apple does not comment or speculate on rumors about decisions, products, programs, or promotions that are not officially announced. We learn about new products and price changes when Apple makes formal public announcements, and not before. I apologize for the confusion.
Oh, okay.
So, what are you doing later?
I wish I had that info here so I could share it.
I'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level.
Okay
That will be difficult because I live with my mom
Did you have any other questions for m about the Online Store here for me today?
Sometimes she makes me clean the yard, so I guess I'm a professional
Moms can be so mean sometimes
Oh, yes
This chat service is here to help with the Apple Online Store. How may I help with your shopping?
Do you have a robot that can clean the yard or something?
This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.
Welcome to Apple Online Chat! How can I help you with the Online Store?
Hi Kaleb!
Hey there.
How are you today?
I am good
Do you know when the new iphone comes out?
That's great to hear.
I would be happy to help you out with the iPhone.
I have not heard of a new release for the iPhone. I do have to say that would be awesome, but Apple has made no announcements on the release of a new iPhone.
We are in the dark just as much as you are until something new is dropped. I sincerely wish I had more information for you here, but I can get you the notify me page so you can be e-mailed when new products drop if you would like!
Okay, when is the new iMac coming out?
Apple does not comment or speculate on rumors about decisions, products, programs, or promotions that are not officially announced. We learn about new products and price changes when Apple makes formal public announcements, and not before. I apologize for the confusion.
Oh, okay.
So, what are you doing later?
I wish I had that info here so I could share it.
I'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level.
Okay
That will be difficult because I live with my mom
Did you have any other questions for m about the Online Store here for me today?
Sometimes she makes me clean the yard, so I guess I'm a professional
Moms can be so mean sometimes
Oh, yes
This chat service is here to help with the Apple Online Store. How may I help with your shopping?
Do you have a robot that can clean the yard or something?
This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.
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brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #209,586
they can see the log of chats you've had from your ip, lol.
it's even funnier asking the same thing over and over because they know.
:D
it's even funnier asking the same thing over and over because they know.
:D
fucks !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #209,589
Omegle is a lot of fun with the spy mode.
Outrageous questions always work the best.
I think my best was the "What if you punched someone so hard they turned into a door?" copypasta.
Outrageous questions always work the best.
I think my best was the "What if you punched someone so hard they turned into a door?" copypasta.