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Topic: ChatGPT jokes.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 2 years ago #113,814

Jokes chatGPT came up with.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 6 seconds later[^] [v] #1,260,136

Why did the smartphone go to therapy? Because it had too many apps-ychological issues!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 30 seconds later, 36 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,137

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems of its own!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,138

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,139

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It's already told me that one before.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,140

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing up!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) septuple-posted this 2 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,141

Of course! Here's another:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) octuple-posted this 2 years ago, 29 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,142

Certainly! Here's a fresh one:

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) nonuple-posted this 2 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,143

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) decuple-posted this 2 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,144

Of course! Here are a couple more for you:

1. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I hope these brought a smile to your face!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) undecuple-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,145

Certainly! Here you go:

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,149

@1,260,136 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I think this is the only one it actually came up with lol

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,165

@previous (B)
Yeah, this whole thread is bullshit.

Ask it to come up with a joke about an obscure, contrived situation so we can be sure it isn't just copying it from somewhere.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,169

@1,260,149 (B)
It's also the worst.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,171

@1,260,165 (C)
I asked it that and this is what it came up with

Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the desert? Because they heard there was a "sine" wave happening, and they wanted to climb to the "peak" of the situation!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,172

Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the library? Because they heard the book on "Advanced Ladder Theory" was on the top shelf, and they wanted to climb up the ladder of knowledge!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,173

When I keep asking it that it just comes up with crappy jokes about mathematicians on ladders. It is literally obsessed with it.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,174

Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bar on a rainy day? Because they heard the probability of meeting someone who loves obscure jokes was higher up there!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,175

Why did the scarecrow start a podcast about crop circles? Because it wanted to finally get some "ear"-rational explanations for its field of expertise!

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,177

@1,260,165 (C)
I wouldn't say the thread is bullshit. I don't doubt for a second that ChatGPT would respond with these when asked to come up with its own jokes.

@1,260,169 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
That's exactly why I say that lol. It has all the components of a joke, but they don't quite work together. Like the AI picked up a common joke pattern but didn't quite get it right. This one is much worse. @1,260,171 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,179

@1,260,171 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Did you prompt it with the question "why did the mathematician..." or did you give it more general instructions?

Maybe try something like this: "Tell me a joke about two tigers and an astronaut." Maybe it'll come up with something better if it's not as constrained in its response.

Anonymous C double-posted this 2 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,180

@1,260,173 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
What do you expect? It has literally never touched grass, let alone seen it.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,260,205

@1,260,179 (C)
I asked it "come up with a joke about an obscure, contrived situation so I can be sure you're not just copying it from somewhere."
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