Topic: Meta: I will be inHouston on Saturday on business

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,662

Let's meet for lunch. Anywhere you want, price does not matter, my treat.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,258,502

Which tactical guns and knives will you be bringing?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,505

@previous (B)
None. I have no intention of any violence whatsoever. I want a gentlemen's lunch and nothing more.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,509

@previous (A)
No gentleman would leave the house without at least a pocket knife in addition to a larger folding utility blade.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,511

@previous (B)
I will intentionally not take anything with me to show peace and goodwill. Notice how Meta will just ignore this thread.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,512

@previous (A)
What will you do if a tactical situation arises?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,513

@previous (B)
I will flee.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,514

@previous (A)
What type of business will you be doing in Houston?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,517

@1,258,511 (A)

> Notice how Meta will just ignore this thread.

Speaking of ignoring threads, does your wife know about your penchant for picking up prostitutes and going to swingers parties with them?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,518

@1,258,514 (B)
Not going to say in a den of stalkers.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,534

@previous (A)
The den led by a guy whose been stalking a man in California for 25+ years?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,538

@1,258,518 (A)

> Not going to say in a den of stalkers.

So you'll say exactly when and where you're going to be but you won't say why because of "stalkers"? Are you pulling an all-night intellectual work session again?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,539

You just want to take pictures of him and make fun of him on here. But my main man is too smart to fall for your trick.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,541

@1,258,538 (C)
OP isn't very smart.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,544

@1,258,511 (A)
Why would anyone want to voluntarily interact with you irl

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,545

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I would. I think Matt is rather interesting

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,547

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Are you going to be in Houston this Saturday perchance?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,549

Squeegee is in Houston take her out instead.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,551

@1,258,547 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm not but I would welcome Matt if he were to visit London as part of his horror writing research

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,576

We've done this one already. Do we really need to do this topic every month?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,580

@1,258,505 (A)
Nothing for your own protection?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,617

@1,258,549 (I)
I doubt even Matt wants to meet squeegee.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,619

So, once again, Meta is a keyboard warrior, but too scared to have a pleasant lunch. Typical.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,625

@previous (A)
If a random Internet stranger asked you to meet in real life, would you? And if that random stranger mocked you after declining to meet him, would you feel bad?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,629

@previous (L)
If it were someone who has been posting on Minichan for 20+ years, I would probably meet them as I did Meals and some others over the years, yes.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 55 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,631

@1,258,619 (A)
How is he a keyboard warrior

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,637

@1,258,619 (A)
Hmmm, yes, why won't he have lunch with somebody he dislikes? Very odd.

@1,258,629 (A)
Just because you hang around with people a lot online doesn't mean it's a good idea to meet in real life. Honestly, in my opinion, a lot of Minichan users are best observed from a safe distance.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,642

@1,258,629 (A)

> If it were someone who has been posting on Minichan for 20+ years

This forum isn't 20 years old.

dj coco nutty joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,643

@1,258,637 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
my research shows that about 1/3 of all minichanners are cunts irl