Topic: I have to take a stool sample and ship it off to Cologuard for cancer screening
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,642
Should I eat a bunch of crap and send them a giant bucket of pure diarrhea?
dj coco nutty joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #1,258,305
funny poop prank
do it
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,306
@previous (dj coco nutty)
They have to receive and test it, right? It's their business.
boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,313
if you eat lots of aspirin first, you might get some internal bleeding to help make your stool positive
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,346
@1,258,306 (A)
Idk they probably have standards of what they're able to test
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