Topic: I got my flu shot [shtick by Matthew R. Miller]

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,598

Afluria Quadrivalent. Get yours NOW!

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #1,257,835

How's your diabetes and weight management going?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,839

@previous (B)
I have no issues with either. You?

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,843

so can I get it in the COCK? I have one hell of a monster vein there, easy to find

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,846

@1,257,839 (A)
What is your A1c?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,889

Now the flu shot is a shtick!

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 29 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,890

@1,257,846 (B)
4.5

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,893

@previous (A)
And what is your BMI?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,895

@previous (B)
Not sure. I have not checked since I lost the weight.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,898

@previous (A)
Sounds like you're not on top of your health then. Flu shot is probably the least of your concerns.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,902

@previous (B)
My bloodwork numbers are generally good. But the flu shot is for everyone. It prevents the flu, or, if you get it, greatly reduces symptoms. I don't see why anyone wouldn't get it. No side effects, quick, easy.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,905

@previous (A)
> My bloodwork numbers are generally good.
Oh? Then let's see them.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,910

@previous (B)
You want me to post my medical report on Minichan? Yeah, okay.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,915

@previous (A)
Yes. That's literally what I just requested.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,917

@previous (B)
Not gonna happen

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 43 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,918

@previous (A)
Then don't claim to be on top of your health.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,919

@previous (B)
I can claim whatever the fuck I want,

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,920

@previous (A)
We know. You just shouldn't expect anyone to believe you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,925

@previous (B)
I don't care if a retarded Autistic psychopath like you believes me.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,927

@previous (A)
Why did your Chinese mail order bride whom you referenced in your mother's obituary leave you?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,940

@1,257,925 (A)
None of that describes me. It seems more like it describes you.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,962

@1,257,927 (D)

> Why did your Chinese mail order bride whom you referenced in your mother's obituary leave you?

Because he’s a porn addicted alcoholic manbaby