Topic: Why do black people say "mines"? [racist shtick by Matthew R. Miller]

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,597

instead of mine?

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #1,257,834

Why are racist alcoholics from Louisiana so obsessed with how black people talk?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,840

@previous (B)
No idea. Now, can you answer the question, or are you just here to be an ass?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,841

@previous (A)
You damn son of a bitch, fuck you!

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,844

been workin in a coal mine a coal mine

Looard I am soooo tired

Tyrone joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,853

Yo, I dindonuffin. Dat man at da coner say I coult hab dis tb, so dat makes it mines.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,857

White people can speak AAVE

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,863

Matt is a racist.

Matt's Wife joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,868

我老公討厭黑人

他因此失去了工作

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,871

@1,257,840 (A)
> are you just here to be an ass?
Didn't you make this thread to be an ass?

Tyrone replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,879

@previous (I)
Yo, he make dis thread cuz he is a ass.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,881

I'm confused. People speaking differently should come as no surprise to someone with a degree in Languages™.

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Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,894

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Wait, which language? Which one is his degree in?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,896

@previous (C)
All of them!

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,897

@1,257,881 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
@1,257,894 (C)
His degree is in "Languages". Plural. Despite UL not offering any such degree program.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,901

@1,257,894 (C)

> Wait, which language? Which one is his degree in?

He studied Languages at the University of Languages, whose headquarters is a forwarding address in Cottonwood, Idaho. He obtained his degree by sending them $3000 and a letter from a friend vouching for his knowledge of Languages.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,903

@previous (K)
He also had to pay $100 for a random homeless person to stand in for the friend.

Minichan