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Topic: Modern Christianity makes me so sad

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,563

Trans pastors, gay marriages in the Church, complete acceptance of illegal immigrants.

Why did Christianity fall off so hard?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #1,257,414

Tonight by the way I'm enjoying a cheeky Shiraz, to the accompaniment of the string sextet #2 (arguably Brahms' supreme masterpiece?).

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,415

This stuff is just Christianity taken to its logical conclusion.

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,418

It's such a faggy religion what did you expect? 😂😂😂

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,421

ah, this thread is an excuse to link to a Negativland tune with evangelical pastor samples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfrrgqy_Eo

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,424

@1,257,418 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I will pray for you, brother.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,428

@1,257,414 (B)
Cool story. Who are you again?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,430

@1,257,424 (A)
This is exactly the problem. I blaspheme and piss all over your religion and what will you do about it? You'll go mumble to your faggot god about it. What would a Muslim do if I told him the prophet (piss be upon him) Mohammad is fucking pigs in hell? He would try to cut my head off or blow me up!

This is why your little queer religion gets zero respect.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,432

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
The only difference is that you don't have the balls to tell a Muslim that. You hide behind a computer screen like an edgy teenager.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,435

@1,257,430 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Pretty ironic to use that as a reason to respect a religion. Is that why Islam is so respected around the world and we have whole political parties and movements rejecting it?

Here's a meta comment for you, Meta: don't you ever get tired of this trolling style, or whatever it is you want to call this? It's the exact same one-dimensional approach that Matt and Dave use. Why not switch it up sometime?

Although maybe it never gets boring pretending to be an idiot for a consecutive decade+ when you actually are one. That's the only way I can make heads or tails of the three of you. Although, the one thing Matt has going for him is that he's actually funny, even if it is unintentional. You and Dave, not so much 👌

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,449

@1,257,432 (A)

> The only difference is that you don't have the balls to tell a Muslim that. You hide behind a computer screen like an edgy teenager.

Yes, exactly! Because Islam demands respect. It won't settle for some sad incel "repenting" or "forgiveness" shit in lieu of it.

Here's a clue: "forgive those who trespass against us"? The Lord's Prayer is literally the fuckin' Bike Cuck comic 😂

Oh yeah Christfags don't notice because your "religion" actively discourages things like analysis and asking questions and inquiring anything (outside a Bronze Age heresy of Judaism and its retarded fanfic/LARP community).


@previous (E)

> Pretty ironic to use that as a reason to respect a religion.

Hey it fuckin works dude! Go ask the staff of Charlie Hebdo how that worked out for them!

> Is that why Islam is so respected around the world and we have whole political parties and movements rejecting it?

Is that why so much of the world's foreign policy revolves around the Middle East in some way?

> Here's a meta comment for you, Meta: don't you ever get tired of this trolling style, or whatever it is you want to call this? It's the exact same one-dimensional approach that Matt and Dave use. Why not switch it up sometime?

Do I get tired of being a stable genius? No! Next question! 😂

> Although maybe it never gets boring pretending to be an idiot for a consecutive decade+ when you actually are one. That's the only way I can make heads or tails of the three of you. Although, the one thing Matt has going for him is that he's actually funny, even if it is unintentional. You and Dave, not so much 👌

Yeah it would be pretty weird if we lived in some weird bizarro world where any or all of that was the case.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,453

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
So essentially, you don't like being a good person. Got it.

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,258,024

@1,257,449 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You're not a stable genius. Your IQ is barely 110, mate. The Americans just calorifically phelgelm you a high pay cheque.
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