Topic: First world problems

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk started this discussion 15 years ago #11,352

This reddit is amusing:
http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/top/?sort=top&t=all

Ones I can relate to:
My smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL" making me sound more amused than I actually am.
I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to poop and I was bored the entire time.
My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles container so I am forced to tilt it.

What are your first world problems, Minichan?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #204,169

With concern about mine upbringing, these problems remain foreign (interesting, though), excepting nine. Also, eleven.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,256

@OP
> My smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL" making me sound more amused than I actually am.

I smirked.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,261

This thread. Inb4 stickybuns happens.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,263

@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
My smartphone auto-corrects "shit is legit" to "shit is legitimate", severely reducing my street credibility.

some of these are great

I had no reason to cite you, but fuck da police

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,271

> Starbucks is out of scones, now I have to walk across the street to the other Starbucks

Citing at the end of my post, lol
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Bobby2sox !!ztPBX/o0I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,272

Servants day ORF. Dashed inconvenient. Had to polish my own shoes, doncha know. LOL

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,273

@204,271 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
lol'd

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,274

@204,271 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Since when do you go to Starbucks or leave your house at all?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,277

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Since when were you a colossal faggot-fucker?

Oh wait, you always were one.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,285

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes Merk, I am a faggot-fucker - but only with attractive lesbians like the kind in porn.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,287

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Says the virgin.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,293

@204,271 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)

> >Starbucks is out of scones, now I have to walk across the street to the other Starbucks

Dude. You donâ€™t even know. There are SEVEN Starbucks in my neighborhood. One always runs out of coffee cake and good scones early. I have to go to a different store to get my overpriced shit :3

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,294

> Sometimes a .gif doesn't download very fast and I have to look away until it is finished so i don't spoil it.
> One pillow is too low, but two stacked is too high.
> I accidentally clicked iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again.
> Whenever I open a box of frozen food, I throw away the box...and then have to retrieve it a minute later from the garbage to see how long it cooks.

wololol

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,295

@204,287 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Tonight, on an all-new episode of Permavirgins: Mark spends all night in his room posting on Minichan before falling asleep.

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,297

I can't tell the difference between /r/firstworldproblems and my Facebook news feed.

> http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/comments/j43tj/i_use_google_chrome_so_my_lack_of_need_to_go_to/c28z6eu

Why_am_I_liking_this.jpg

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,299

@204,295 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
I hate that show. The main character is so one-dimensional.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,300

@204,295 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Mad.
@previous (L)
You're one-dimensional.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,301

@204,274 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Oh, I still don't leave. And we don't even have Starbucks here.
> yfw I was pulling a quote from the page linked in the OP

KBR !!7Enb4sycc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,305

Programmes occasionally detecting "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" (a Japanese equivalent for "LOL") as the start of a URL.

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,307

@previous (KBR !!7Enb4sycc)
> Japanese equivalent of "LOL"

www.hat

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,308

@204,300 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Case in point.

KBR !!7Enb4sycc replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,309

@204,307 (!VoCaLoNunI)
> ç¬‘ã†
> ã‚ã‚‰ã†
> warau
> wwwww

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,310

@previous (KBR !!7Enb4sycc)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,311

@204,308 (L)
I love you, Anonymous L.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,312

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not this again...

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,313

@previous (L)
Please have my babies.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,314

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I want angry bitter Fake Anon back please.

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,315

@previous (L)
This, you're scaring me.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,316

Guys, just calm the fuck down and have some pudding. Don't make me come back there. Guys. GUYS. SHIT.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,319

@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
I donâ€™t fucking want butterscotch. Vanilla, chocolate, or tapioca only, faggot.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,320

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Bah. Your pudding tastes are far too conventional. One would even say a little... mainstream, perhaps?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,325

@204,314 (L)
@204,315 (!VoCaLoNunI)
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,361

@204,320 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
oh no
I like those same mainstream flavors
Edito...
you might have to put me down ; ;

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,365

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
No man
I can't do it ;_;
I really can't I donut even have a shed...

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,377

@204,320 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
I am open to suggestions, but the â€œno fucking butterscotchâ€ policy shall remain.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,390

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Nanner puddin'. Can't go wrong with nanner puddin'. That shit is bananas. B-a-n-a-n-a-s.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,408

@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
This, surely, changes everything.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,452

shit man

i wish i had some pudding

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,547

@204,377 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
pistachio pudding is god tier.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,549

@204,390 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
I like banana pudding without the bananas
That's fuckin bananas, amirite?

@previous (brie !OudrPWaUDQ)
I want that now

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,594

@204,547 (brie !OudrPWaUDQ)
ohhhhh fuck yes

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,595

I didn't have milk for my pasta so it's not going to taste as good
#firstworldproblems

Anonymous N double-posted this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,625

I was right, it tastes pretty bad.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,634

@204,595 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
@previous (N)
samefag detected

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,644

@previous (P)
Lies and slander.

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,663

@204,634 (P)

unserious fraud/scam remark