Topic: Advice sought
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ started this discussion 15 years ago #1,135
So, as you know, I love to live the wild, bachelor life. But there is this African woman I know from Burkina Faso. She is extremely educated, intelligent, classy, and cultured. She is a bit plump, but not too much. She is very sensual and feminine. I know that, if I courted her, she would ultimately consent to marry me. What should I do? She would make a very excellent, traditional wife.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later[^] [v] #21,973
If you bed her, get tested afterward.
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #21,978
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #21,982
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #21,983
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #21,991
5/10
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #21,994
Why don't you try dating her first before marriage?
It's usually how it goes.
It's usually how it goes.
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #21,996
@21,991 (C)
I am serious. This lady is really great. She would make an ideal wife. Being from a traditional African society, she would cook, clean, please me, etc. Hell, it is hard to beat.
I am serious. This lady is really great. She would make an ideal wife. Being from a traditional African society, she would cook, clean, please me, etc. Hell, it is hard to beat.
henn !NePD4JH0HI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #21,998
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #22,000
@21,994 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
In her society, things are different. I mean, yeah, I could ask her out, but she is so nice that I do not want to ask her out unless I am sure there is a future, you know? I would hate to hurt her because she is so damn nice.
In her society, things are different. I mean, yeah, I could ask her out, but she is so nice that I do not want to ask her out unless I am sure there is a future, you know? I would hate to hurt her because she is so damn nice.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #22,017
Become jolly African American. Sudden desire for jolly African American women. Makes perfect sense.
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #22,020
GerK !SWvIfe9lJA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #22,041
Ask for her dad's consent, done and done.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #22,043
@22,020 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
One day, you shall learn the ways of 420chan. Only then will you understand the true meaning of jolly African American.
One day, you shall learn the ways of 420chan. Only then will you understand the true meaning of jolly African American.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #22,044
Why *wouldn't* you? Do it!
President !!4HhTIYVJM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #22,048
@previous (H)
Well, I fear that if I get married, I will miss the bachelor life. I mean, this lady...she would treat me like a king. She would cook and clean, have sex with me, have intelligent conversations with me, etc. But I fear having just one woman for the rest of my life!
Well, I fear that if I get married, I will miss the bachelor life. I mean, this lady...she would treat me like a king. She would cook and clean, have sex with me, have intelligent conversations with me, etc. But I fear having just one woman for the rest of my life!
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,374
@OP
> She is a bit plump, but not too much.
You are FAT. You have no room to talk. Just shut the fuck up.
Current DM anger level: 9/10.
> She is a bit plump, but not too much.
You are FAT. You have no room to talk. Just shut the fuck up.
Current DM anger level: 9/10.
