Minichan

Topic: What are some religious texts that are profound like the Bible?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,470

I understand that it’s cool the hate the Bible. The scripture does mention the rejection of itself by the world, and thus you’re free to subscribe to whatever religion, or lack thereof, that you wish.

But I’m looking to dive deeper into religion and spirituality. I’m looking for more texts that are as profound as the Bible, which is the most influential and popular book of all time.

What are some other good religious texts?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,256,636

The Baghdad Ghita (spelling might be off)

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,638

Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,639

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Sorry, I’m not a 17-year-old.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,641

@1,256,638 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Good suggestion m'lord

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,653

Rick and Morty

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,665

@1,256,636 (B)
Bhagavad Gita

Its decent as fuck

dj coco nutty joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,671

Harry Potter, the alchemist, the list goes on

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,690

The Quran, The Book of Mormon, Dianetics, The God Delusion…

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,732

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Thanks for the suggestions! Probably won’t read that last book. Sounds like atheistic drivel.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,733

The entire text of Minichan.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,766

@previous (B)
You made me curious...

If my back-of-the-envelope estimate is correct, the complete text of minichan would fill a 50,000 page book or about the shelf space of 250 novels.

The raw text of the posts is around 185 MB uncompressed.
It takes about 7.5 KB of lorem ipsum text to fill 2 pages in a libreoffice document.
187 [MB] * 1000 [KB / MB] * (2/7.4) [pages/KB] = 50541 pages

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 40 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,767

@previous (D)
Who's gonna get working on it?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,771

@1,256,690 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> Dianetics

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,781

@1,256,733 (B)
@1,256,766 (D)
Reminds me of the Book of Kimmo, authored by KL on Encyclopaedia Dramatica in like 2010/2011: https://minichan.net/book_of_kimmo

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,792

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Someone actually took the time and effort to do that. God.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,816

@1,256,732 (A)
It’s the sacred text of the atheist religion.

Autphag !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,256,852

My monograph had 3 chapters which were a bit deeper than the Bible...

The problem was that the Americans felt a somatosis; their verbal IQ was "rising too fast", and scribd crushed them. I'm eternally hurt that I had to crush 2, or perhaps 6 excess pages, because I felt that theft of my verbal IQ was economically impending. The satisfaction that Scots' get, pretty much encapsulated in a psychiatric report concerning my "psychopathic retardation" called "Projection of the Celto-Anglic Beourgeoisie", is rhethrecent and nasce a fully conscientious impetition worth fuck; something for which the perhaps crude act of knocking their skull HEAVILY against a concrece should excuse my use of old Celto-English receptive-past-tensisms.

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