Topic: Knife thread: part 3, offense
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,364
Pocket knife: Check.
Self-defense knife: Check.
Only thing up next that I need is a knife for offense.
I'm thinking about a dagger or a bowie knife, kept in my waistband. Any other styles or concealed carry strategies are welcomed. If you have any specific brands and models, that's more than welcomed too.
Don't bother replying if any of this triggers you. Thanks.
Self-defense knife: Check.
Only thing up next that I need is a knife for offense.
I'm thinking about a dagger or a bowie knife, kept in my waistband. Any other styles or concealed carry strategies are welcomed. If you have any specific brands and models, that's more than welcomed too.
Don't bother replying if any of this triggers you. Thanks.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,255,645
Reported to the FBI. You’re fucked.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,647
Get a fucking katana or something
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,651
Butter knife is the best. It's useful when you're not fighting, and when you do fight they won't take you seriously so you can easily take advantage of their complacency.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,652
Chainsaw.
dj coco nutty joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,659
i have 3 swords for this
dj coco nutty double-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,661
also get an Infidel or something if you want to stab someone so bad
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,667
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@1,255,651 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
They really ought to have a butter knife style sheath, so you can surprise pull out a dagger or steak-knife style blade.
They really ought to have a butter knife style sheath, so you can surprise pull out a dagger or steak-knife style blade.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,671
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Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,675
@1,255,671 (A)
Why do you want it concealed? Proudly display it. That will scare away any potential muggers.
Why do you want it concealed? Proudly display it. That will scare away any potential muggers.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,676
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,678
@previous (C)
> That will scare away any potential muggers.
This is defense. Not offense.
Just reverse whatever it is you're thinking and let's talk about that.
> That will scare away any potential muggers.
This is defense. Not offense.
Just reverse whatever it is you're thinking and let's talk about that.
dj coco nutty replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,680
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,566
Any advice on practicing my offensive skills?
I'm thinking I'll first focus on my stealth attacks by jumping out from behind corners on the street and holding a knife to a random pedestrian's throat (at night; I hope this goes without saying). I'll say "give me your money, motherfucker, just give me a fuckin reason" or some shit. When they hand over their wallet I'll just throw it on the ground and yell "SIKE you just got PUNKED, bitch!" and walk away.
I'm thinking I'll first focus on my stealth attacks by jumping out from behind corners on the street and holding a knife to a random pedestrian's throat (at night; I hope this goes without saying). I'll say "give me your money, motherfucker, just give me a fuckin reason" or some shit. When they hand over their wallet I'll just throw it on the ground and yell "SIKE you just got PUNKED, bitch!" and walk away.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,722
Here's my mini axe/knife combo. About 6 inches long and weighs about a pound. The axe blade is about an inch long, but by swinging it, you could put a hurting on someone.Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,724
Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,725
@previous (A)Nah. Has a tip cover and comes with a sheath.
I forget where I got this at, I've had it for a few years.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,726
@previous (H)
Any idea how old it is? I'm guessing you got it used? My completely uninformed guess is that it's multiple decades old, just based on the wood handle design.
Do you actually use it? Did you buy it unironically?
I never would've imagined putting an axe on the back of a hammer. It's almost like you'd have to want to hurt yourself using that thing.
Any idea how old it is? I'm guessing you got it used? My completely uninformed guess is that it's multiple decades old, just based on the wood handle design.
Do you actually use it? Did you buy it unironically?
I never would've imagined putting an axe on the back of a hammer. It's almost like you'd have to want to hurt yourself using that thing.
Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,257,727
@previous (A)No, I bought it brand new in the package. As a wild guess I'll say I bought it 2, maybe 3 years ago.
The brand name is Sheffield. Maybe you can find it online somewhere.
I've never used it, and I don't understand the hammer thing either.
I also never understood why they put those hex wrench holes on some of these smaller axes like the ones I have...