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Topic: My Bible arrived today!

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,344

She’s a beauty.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. :)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #1,255,456

you look fat as fuck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,457

@previous (B)
Alas, I am fat, but not that fat. Either way, that isn’t very Christlike of you. 👎🏻

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,459

Dave from Russia's already got the christ shtick. It's taken.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,462

Please give us a daily excerpt of what you have learned

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,463

@1,255,459 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
This isn’t shtick, this is a new beginning.

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I haven’t had the chance to read it yet.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,464

@previous (A)
Are you going to get the Book of Mormon? It's like a DLC/expansion pack for Christianity.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,465

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Then what are the apocrypha and gnostic gospels?

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 2 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,467

I have a Bible from the 19th century and a soldier's Bible from world war 2 lol

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,469

@1,255,464 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> It's like a DLC/expansion pack for Christianity.

cracked me up lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,470

@1,255,464 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I had a friend who was quite obsessed with Mormonism in high school. I might very well take a look into it but I don’t think I’ll get anything out of it specifically. Joseph Smith wasn’t nearly the writer that the authors of the Bible were.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,471

@1,255,464 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Why settle for a DLC? Islam is v2.0.

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,472

@1,255,462 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
^ toxic comment

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,474

@1,255,470 (A)
Who is the authors of the bible?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,476

@1,255,472 (B)
You say after calling Op fat

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,477

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Are you saying that it's bad to be fat? Sounds like you're more toxic than I realised.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,480

@previous (B)
Okay weiner

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,483

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yes or no.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,484

@1,255,470 (A)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,485

@1,255,474 (F)
*are

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,487

@1,255,464 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> DLC

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,488

Looks like a cheap one tbh

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,492

@previous (I)
Ideally, the word of God has no dollar value on it. It was purchased on Amazon for cheap. It’s a starter Bible. As I further devote myself to God, I will purchase a better one.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,493

@1,255,470 (A)

> I had a friend who was quite obsessed with Mormonism in high school. I might very well take a look into it but I don’t think I’ll get anything out of it specifically. Joseph Smith wasn’t nearly the writer that the authors of the Bible were.

You can get one free. In fact the Mormon church will actually send two clean-cut, well-dressed young men directly to your house to hand deliver it, if you want.

@1,255,465 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> Then what are the apocrypha and gnostic gospels?

They're like skins or loot boxes. Small(er) DLCs. Like one new mission or a new gun or something like that.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,494

@1,255,492 (A)
Like getting a better spell book as you level up in wizardry

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,511

@1,255,467 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Why have you not buttered it yet?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,513

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Back on the meds.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,515

The kerning between the h and o is off

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,518

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Nope, don’t think it is. I double checked it when you mentioned that and it looks normal to me.

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,539

@1,255,515 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

> The kerning between the h and o is off

It looks wrong. @OP must have gotten a cursed bible.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,561

@previous (H)

> > The kerning between the h and o is off
>
> It looks wrong. @OP must have gotten a cursed bible.

Printed in China? 😂

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,571

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
This isn't from printing but from just bad typography. Thanks.
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