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Topic: I wrote a song called Juicy Cunt

boof started this discussion 2 years ago #113,331

Fuckin whore house I live in a
Fuckin whore house I live in a
Fuckin whore house I live in a
Fuckin whore house I live in a
Fuckin whore house I live in a

I have a juicy cunt
juicy cunt
juicy cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

Fuckin tsunami from my cunt killed 120 thousand Japanese

etc

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,255,286

🎵 There's some whores in this house. There's some whores in this house. 🎵

dj coco nutty joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,304

sell it to ice spice or whoever the new cardio b is

boof (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,330

...no need to say please
my cunt lips got stung by bees
spray that shit with Febreeze
on your knees and tongue my
cunt cunt cunt juicy cunt cunt cunt

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,360

Camel Toe (by Bob and Tom, radio personalities)

(Sing as though you're singing Kokomo from the Beach Boys)


You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

- Your labia, your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
- Pudenda, vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Jello Pudding Pop Biafra joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,409

Juicy cunt
Juicy cunt
Juicy cunt
FUCK OFF!

boof (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,415

too drunk, too drunk to fuck

sung by the Vienna Boys Choir

Jello Pudding Pop Biafra replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,416

@previous (boof)
Too juicy, too juicy to cunt

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,443

This is the best song ever I love it!
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