Topic: So I got fired a few days ago from FedEx.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,333

They didn't even give me a reason, just "poor job performance".

WTF.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #203,682

Theyâ€™re on to your cryptocurrency schemes.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,688

Perform better.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,740

lol, what kind of rates were you pulling off?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,752

@203,682 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I don't know what that is.

@203,688 (C)
I was doing a good job!

@previous (brie !OudrPWaUDQ)
$12/hour

brie !OudrPWaUDQ replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,772

@previous (A)
nono, like how many packages per hour?

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,787

Did you accidentally go into overtime?

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,792

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Please, tell us what the best legal and operational policies for employee overtime are.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,793

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Here we go

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,796

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
UNIONS

Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,811

Sounds like a reason to me!

On a brighter note; LOOK, AN ARROW!

cat /dev/null !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,831

@previous (Ninjj)
how did you find this

r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,834

@previous (cat /dev/null !COOOOOLbus)
It's semi-common knowledge that the FedEx name has the Ex just for the arrow.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,835

@previous (r04r)
This.

Meowth !RKehomzmKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,837

@OP
Did you ever steal any packages?

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,840

@203,831 (cat /dev/null !COOOOOLbus)
@203,834 (r04r)
@203,835 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
They achieved that by designing a proprietary font, based on Univers and Futura, to emphasize the arrow shape.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,845

@previous (r04r)
> implying a graphic designer with a BFA doesnâ€™t know ;-)

my design professorâ€™s professor was Paul Rand, who designed the UPS logo, amongst many others

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,849

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
> implying I ever even dare to imagine what kind of things go on inside of your head

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,852

@previous (r04r)
You donâ€™t want to know ;_;

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,857

@203,840 (r04r)
Interesting, but I figured it was proprietary. I wish I knew what font was from Jack in the Box.

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,858

@203,852 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I know.

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,925

It's probably something which wasn't your fault in any way, shape, or form.

cat /dev/null !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,227

@203,834 (r04r)

ogod that's the first time i realized this

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,527

What's the big deal about there being an arrow in the Ex of Fed Ex? Seriously.

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,528

@previous (L)

more than you think

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #204,529

@previous (cat !COOOOOLbus)
Alright then, what's the big deal?

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #204,538

@previous (L)

it's an arrow. how can't that be a big deal?

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #204,541

@204,527 (L)
Some people are wired to receive pleasure by partaking in cultural exchange.

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