Topic: Jesus would've read the Book of Common Prayer more.

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,329

Fuck the King James version and the blasphemy that the crown brought forth.

dj coco nutty joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later[^] [v] #1,255,306

jesus would read the NIV...prove me wrong..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,312

@previous (dj coco nutty)
Could he read English? Wouldn't he read the Hebrew Bible?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,314

@previous (C)
Yes. Obviously not.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,323

@previous (D)
He would absolutely read the Bible in Hebrew. He could probably read Greek because he lived in Jerusalem and environs, but not English.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,326

@1,255,312 (C)
Well duh, of course he could. He's the son of Yahweh, he can do anything. English would be an absolute doddle for him. Why do you think that King James's Bible was so good? Because Jesus foresaw English and James VI and I himself coming, so he tailored everything he said so it would translate very well into English.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,255,328

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
lol

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