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Topic: Should I give my dog an E?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,329

He looks really sad and I think it would help him. Thoughts?

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later[^] [v] #203,631

I bet he would love some chocolate.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,632

In addition to being a pedo chav, you also abuse animals. Congrats, to4str, you've managed to exceed rock bottom.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,633

@203,631 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Nah that's poisonous to dogs.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,634

@203,632 (C)
why u mad becku

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,636

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)

> why u mad becku

@OP
No. That would be toxic to dogs. They have a much slower metabolism and lower body weight than we do; if it somehow managed not to kill him, it'd fuck him up for way longer than it affects you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,657

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
Half an E?

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,661

@previous (A)
No. The dose would still be much stronger than half-strength would be for you.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,667

You know how happy your dog is to see you when you've been gone for a week and finally come home? Multiply that by ten and that's your dog on a hit of E.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,669

Chocolate contains a drug called theobromine, which is why dogs can't have it.

Theobromine and caffeine are metabolized by xanthine oxidase, which dogs lack, so either is poisonous.

So no, don't give your dog the E, because it is toxic to dogs (for the same reason chocolate is!)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,676

I already gave him half a pill after LatestDude suggested it. I'll let you know how he gets on.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,678

@previous (A)
Caffeine is poisonous to dogs...

Well, it probably won't kill him.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,680

@previous (G)
It wasn't caffeine dickhead.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,754

@previous (A)
E has caffeine in it dickhead.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,774

@previous (G)
It depends if the manufacturer decided to use it as a cutting agent or not.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,775

The dog has gone absolutely mental, running around the room barking at nothing, laying on his back wiggling across the floor like a worm, I think he's enjoying it.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,776

@previous (A)
You sick fuck.

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,795

@previous (H)
It's a troll. Don't worry.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,798

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
I wouldn't put anything past to4str...

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,807

@203,775 (A)
That sounds adorable! Please take pictures. :3

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,814

@previous (I)
He calmed down a little now. And I'm not showing you idiots my dog.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,818

@previous (A)
You could black out his eyes so we can't recognize him.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,819

@previous (I)
Funny. You would still know the breed.

cat /dev/null !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,822

@previous (A)

lolto4str

Meowth !RKehomzmKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,833

Lol. Oh no! They know my breed of dog, I'm the only one with a Golden Retriever. Oh no! They know I drive a Honda Civic. I'm the only Asian with a Honda Civic. Oh no! They know I have an iPhone. I'm the only one with an iPhone. Oh no! They know I have a computer to go on the internet. I'm the only one that goes on a computer to access the internet. Oh no! They know I use the internet. I'm the only one on the internet.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,842

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Someone here will know and I don't want it fucking documented for eternity. Christ. Why does every topic I make turn into you fuckheads trying to extort information from me? Let's get back on topic. I played some house music but he didn't seem to like it (bizarrely). He just ran around the room 9 times and is now on his back asleep, moving his legs around for some reason.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,843

@203,819 (A)
I'M GONNA DOX YOUR DOG AND RUIN HIS CREDIT SCORE. TELL HIM TO ENJOY ALL OF THE KIBBLES AND BITS IM SENDING TO HIS DOGHOUSE.

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,848

@203,842 (A)
I doubt any of us care what breed your dog is. We want pictures/videos for entertainment.

@previous (C)
Fuckin' lol'd.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,855

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
> the implications
mother fucker.
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