Topic: Ninjj and the Swiss Army knife guy
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #113,271
What does it feel like to NOT have this masterpiece? https://www.leatherman.com/surge-3.html
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #1,254,698
1. The Victorinox® MiniChamp™ is the official knife of not only the Swiss™ army, but also of MiniChan.
2. The MiniChamp™ has everything I need in a small 45g package -- that's over 7x lighter than your "masterpiece".
3. Even among the Leatherman's, what you posted is the joke of the community. The Leatherman Charge®+ TTi is clearly the superior Leatherman product.
3. Get that GED.
2. The MiniChamp™ has everything I need in a small 45g package -- that's over 7x lighter than your "masterpiece".
3. Even among the Leatherman's, what you posted is the joke of the community. The Leatherman Charge®+ TTi is clearly the superior Leatherman product.
3. Get that GED.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,703
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,704
@previous (A)
Victorinox® SwissChamp™: 33 tools
Leatherman Surge: 21 tools
Victorinox® SwissChamp™: 184g
Leatherman Surge: 354g
Either by the number of tools or by the weight, Victorinox® carries superior products that come prepared for any situation. You should expect nothing less from Swiss-Made™ precision.
Thanks.
Victorinox® SwissChamp™: 33 tools
Leatherman Surge: 21 tools
Victorinox® SwissChamp™: 184g
Leatherman Surge: 354g
Either by the number of tools or by the weight, Victorinox® carries superior products that come prepared for any situation. You should expect nothing less from Swiss-Made™ precision.
Thanks.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,706
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,713
@previous (B)
Swiss-made plastic tools that scratch easily. Also, the Swiss Army is neutral and does not fight. Thanks.
Swiss-made plastic tools that scratch easily. Also, the Swiss Army is neutral and does not fight. Thanks.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,716
@previous (A)
Many, many so-called neutral countries fell almost immediately to the Nazis. The Swiss Army had the courage, and most importantly of all the multitools, to ensure its neutrality was respected.
If France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Norway, and so on had just used Swiss Army knives, millions of innocent people wouldn't have lost their lives.
If you use a Leatherman, you're literally Hitler.
Many, many so-called neutral countries fell almost immediately to the Nazis. The Swiss Army had the courage, and most importantly of all the multitools, to ensure its neutrality was respected.
If France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Norway, and so on had just used Swiss Army knives, millions of innocent people wouldn't have lost their lives.
If you use a Leatherman, you're literally Hitler.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,717
@previous (B)
Do you really believe that the Swiss Army uses that fake, consumer-grade (pronounced as one word), cheap plastic multitool (pronounced as one word), and not a superior, official version more similar to Leatherman (pronounced as one word)?
Do you really believe that the Swiss Army uses that fake, consumer-grade (pronounced as one word), cheap plastic multitool (pronounced as one word), and not a superior, official version more similar to Leatherman (pronounced as one word)?
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,722
@previous (A)
Yes, all Victorinox products are certified for use by the Swiss Army. It is, in fact, the sole supplier of the Swiss Army.
Which world war(s) has the Leatherman been battle tested in?
Yes, all Victorinox products are certified for use by the Swiss Army. It is, in fact, the sole supplier of the Swiss Army.
Which world war(s) has the Leatherman been battle tested in?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,725
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,728
@previous (A)
Victorinox has been manufacturing knives for pre-human hominids since the last glacial maximum. Thanks.
Victorinox has been manufacturing knives for pre-human hominids since the last glacial maximum. Thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,729
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Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,733
> Leatherman was inspired to design a "Boy Scout knife with pliers" while he and his wife traveled Europe and the Middle East in 1975, often attempting to use a simple pocketknife to repair both their aged and repeatedly malfunctioning Italian Fiat 600 car (bought in Amsterdam for $300) and leaky hotel plumbing.[2][3]
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,734
@1,254,732 (B)
Swiss Army "Knives": cheap, plastic multitools with a few little crappy tools. Thanks.
Swiss Army "Knives": cheap, plastic multitools with a few little crappy tools. Thanks.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,737
@previous (A)
Have fun playing with your Cub Scout knives. Don't cut yourself with the safety scissors lol!
Have fun playing with your Cub Scout knives. Don't cut yourself with the safety scissors lol!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,738
@previous (B)
Enjoy your plastic toys whose scissors break in half if you try to cut a tiny piece of paper. Thanks.
Enjoy your plastic toys whose scissors break in half if you try to cut a tiny piece of paper. Thanks.
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@1,254,698 (B)
> 1. The Victorinox® MiniChamp™ is the official knife ... of MiniChan.
Gonna need a source.
> 1. The Victorinox® MiniChamp™ is the official knife ... of MiniChan.
Gonna need a source.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,939
Stop liking things I don't like, immediately