Topic: Hey guys, I've been lurking for a while

Sadness started this discussion 2 years ago #113,178

I'm Sadness (not my real name obviously). I'm a depressed Emo guy. Well, for the first time in my life, I've been talking to a girl, and I think she might actually like me. The cool thing is that she works at a funeral home, and is Emo, so we kind of share this love of darkness.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,253,783

Yeah yeah she bangs corpses, we get it

Sadness (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,784

@previous (B)
What?? NO! That's fucking disgusting! She's a good girl, dude. Don't insult her like that.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,790

say, you ever lurk in the booshes

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,794

@OP
Stupid Ass

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,824

@1,253,784 (Sadness)
Dont insult us by regurgitating an old topic and pretending to be offended when called out on it.

Sadness (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,835

@previous (B)
What do you mean? She's really cook chick and we get along and have lots of things in common. I think I might have finally found love?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,838

@previous (Sadness)

Does she share your interest in pedophilia?

Sadness (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,840

@previous (E)
I don't have any interested in that.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,846

@OP
Welcome. Just wanted to let you know, there's a guy who posts here that has been stalking a man for 25+ years. The Stalker often lies, cheats, and steals. He sells books he plagirized on Amazon about vampires and horror topics that he uses to obtain people's addresses. Do not buy them or interact with this man. You've been warned.

Sadness (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,847

@previous (F)
Ok, how does that affect me? I don't care. I care about my girl.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,849

@previous (Sadness)
Because you seem interested in horror topics and are thus not unlikely to buy books on the topic.

Sadness (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,850

@previous (F)
Okay. Anyway, my question is how to take my relationship to the next level. See, I'm a virgin, and I'm scared to even think about how to try to have sed with her.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 41 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,861

@previous (Sadness)

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,991

@previous (G)
Is that you, Lover?

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,992

@previous (D)

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,005

@1,253,835 (Sadness)

> What do you mean? She's really cook chick and we get along and have lots of things in common. I think I might have finally found love?

I had to read this twice to not see "cock chick"

Keith replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,007

@1,253,991 (D)
@1,253,861 (G)
Matt is probably the gayest name ever.

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