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Topic: Speech impediments?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx started this discussion 15 years ago #11,314

Since I've started job hunting, I've discovered that I can't say application properly. It usually comes out as "appcation", somehow. Not sure if it's my accent or some weird quirk of mine. Anyone else have any weird speech impediments?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #203,360

Not that I've noticed, no.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,361

Sometimes I get caught on a letter and stumble it many times

for like 40 seconds

t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tits

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,364

@203,360 (B)
I think that a lot of people do have them, but never discover them.

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,368

I don't think so, but I constantly switch how I speak without noticing until people tell me.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,369

I've got a slight impediment that comes out when I talk too fast.

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Anais joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,374

Yeh, I can't pronounce R properly but I can roll my Rs since I speak another language where that's normal. So words like 'rural' with two Rs to pronounce I'd rather avoid and I say 'countryside' instead. LOLS.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,378

@OP
Yeah if I am not careful I sound like a goddamn redneck when I talk.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,379

ITT: chavs

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,383

I have a bad speech impediment that mangles most "hard" sounds. Aside from being completely unable to say words like "key" or "kit" without it coming out as "tea" or... not "kit," it induces noticeable slurring in everything I say. It's very had to enunciate any specific sound clearly for me. I'm still intelligible most of the time, but it makes me sound like an idiot.

I think that's why I prefer talking via text so much more. I can articulate everything that I want to say perfectly clearly without having to worry about tripping over anything coming out of my mouth.

bobby2sox !!ztPBX/o0I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,384

I have a stutter. T is my stubbling block.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,388

@203,379 (H)
Cool input bro.

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,391

Oh. I lied. Sometimes I stutter a lot. Usually when someone asks me a question and I'm trying to answer it quickly.

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,393

@203,368 (Triptych !LightPenis)
What do you mean by "switch how I speak"?

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Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,399

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
Hmm. Like, the way different people say certain words, like... ._. I can't think of any. Sometimes I'll enunciate really well, sometimes I don't really say any consonants but I'm still somehow understandable. OH. Like. "ain't you" versus "are you not".
Also, sometimes I'll use big words and good grammar, sometimes I'll go with redneck words. Sort of. Less redneck, more...idiot.

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,402

@203,379 (H)
ure gonna get shanked blud

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
I kind of get that. I've been told that I sound quite posh (but then, one guy who said that was from Manchester :P) but sometimes the Cornish accent takes over and I'll be saying things like "'ere" and "'elicopter"

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LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,405

@203,399 (Triptych !LightPenis)
Heh. I can emphasize with:
> Also, sometimes I'll use big words and good grammar, sometimes I'll go with redneck words. Sort of. Less redneck, more...idiot.
That happens to me more times than I'd care to admit. I like to pride myself on a professional level of English, but sometimes I legitimately just don't care.

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,412

@203,402 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't know what a Cornish accent sounds like but now I want to hear one.

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
Do people ever ask you to repeat things?

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,419

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
All the time. I don't mind, and, in fact, would prefer it to someone incorrectly assuming that I said something I did not, but it's frustrating on my end.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,420

@203,412 (Triptych !LightPenis)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlFj3hSMEAU&feature=related

Something like that, but less hilarious.

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protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,426

I used to mildly stutter.

Some people think I have an English accent.

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,430

@203,420 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
:D That is rather glorious.

@203,419 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
I can imagine. After a while people tend to just give up and say "nevermind".

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,432

@203,420 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
"matt price looks a bit overweight doesn't he? he might have to lay off the flavoured condoms for a while"

Hahahah, oh god. I've never lol'd this hard before in my life. :') :')

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,441

@203,399 (Triptych !LightPenis)
Redneck and idiot are synonyms.

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,446

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Not all idiots are rednecks~

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,447

@203,420 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMmGWxQ6B3Y
Cornish Dalek - Exterminate my lover!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,453

@203,446 (Triptych !LightPenis)
Fucking logic.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,455

I had such a low voice as a kid that my teacher recommended speech therapy class. I went for a whole year before they realized that I just had a very deep voice for a child.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,456

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

Aren't you a lesbian?

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,460

@previous (L)
What difference does that make?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,507

I'm not sure if it's a speech impediment or what, but I routinely mispronounce certain words when paired together. I say "radio rum" when I mean radio room, and "forest far" instead of forest fire, for example.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,571

I speak far too fast and people have trouble understanding what I'm saying sometimes. I have to remind myself to slow down every now and again. :D

Besides that, I went through a phase when I was young (around 15, IIRC) of not being able to pronounce 'r' correctly - words like "bridge" would come out like "bwridge", sort of like a mix of 'r' and 'w'... it's hard to describe. I think it's called a rhotacism. I outgrew that, thankfully. :3

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Anonymous P double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,573

@203,364 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> I think that a lot of people do have them, but never discover them.
This. I think there are a few select words I tend to mispronounce. Though I can't remember any at the moment.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,575

@203,571 (P)
I think that Jonathan Woss has a similar thing.

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,580

@203,507 (O)
Are you from Minnesota, by any chance?

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,582

@203,575 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't think mine was as bad as his though. :D

Oliver Sacks has/had a similar problem IIRC.

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Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,587

@203,580 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
Ontario, so in that region -- interesting you'd guess that, what made you think Minnesota?

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,595

@previous (O)
I follow someone who makes comedic videos online; it's become a long-running joke in the community that his Minnesotan accent makes him completely unable to correctly pronounce the word "room."

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,596

I slightly whistle the letter "s", and I tend to stutter varying amounts, mostly when I'm trying to explain something or talk to someone I don't know for a length of time :/

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,597

I sometimes stumble over my words, I occasionally slip into accents and have to wait for an opportune moment to start slipping back out, I'm told I sometimes speak slowly, the volume of my voice fluctuates every so often, and my jagged teeth make me lisp a little.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,606

@203,456 (L)
Basically.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,624

@203,571 (P)
> I went through a phase when I was young [..] of not being able to pronounce 'r' correctly [..] I think it's called a rhotacism. I outgrew that, thankfully. :3

I had that when i was really young, in 1st and 2nd grade i had to go to the speech therapist and say R words over and over and eventually i stopped having it, lol.

I also have some amount of paraphasia, where sometimes i'll say words wrong.
I can also relate to what triptych was talking about where the way she talks changes, that happens with me a lot.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,014

@203,460 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)

> What difference does that make?

She said yes she is. You see women with deep voices tend to be lesbians and gay men have high pitched voices.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,015

@previous (L)
> more retarded posts from leonidas

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,017

Image went missingSounds like Down's Syndrome. Avoid sharp objects and eugenicists and you should be fine. Apply to your local recycling center and they should find some menial labor for you to take pride in.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #204,018

Talk way too fucking fast. Always. With basically no control over it.
It's like methmouth.
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