Minichan

Topic: I have no financial problems

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 year ago #113,110

Ama me anything

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #1,253,127

Due for any promotions soon?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,131

Can you give me $500,000? I would like to buy a house.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,133

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I doubt you can by a house in New York for 500k

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,141

@1,253,131 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You mean outside D.C. surely..

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,142

Why haven't you donated to Minichan?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 second later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,143

Will you send 100 quid to help Ukraine defend themselves?

https://www.defendukraine.org/donate

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,145

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I've probably donated over £2k over the past year.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,146

@1,253,142 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> Why haven't you donated to Minichan?

You said it only costs $5/mo to run, m8

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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 1 year ago, 1 second later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,147

@1,253,145 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
So a hundred more is peanuts. Will you do it now?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,149

@1,253,146 (F)
And the endless toil to bring you new and innovative features! Which I shan't name, but I'm sure they spring to mind.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,151

@1,253,142 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I'll donate.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,152

@previous (G)
Sorry, we don't accept donations! But the roughly ~$25 I spend on this place a month is surely a welcome sum for the good folks of Ukraine.
@1,253,143 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) <-- see here

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,155

@1,253,149 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Anyone got ~$578,500 USD lying around? If so, give it to me and I will start the registrar NoBullshitDomains.com with the following slogan: "We're not cheap, but at least we won't fuck with your domain."

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,160

@1,253,152 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Great "donation drive", BTW, resulting in $0. Cheap fucks.

Anonymous F triple-posted this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,165

@1,253,149 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Even more fake donations received today by you worthless, lying pieces of shit. I'm hereby removing the post box which has only cost tons of money and time and not even nearly paid for itself.

Anonymous F quadruple-posted this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,167

@1,253,151 (G)
Thank you for your generous $0 in total donations. I'll keep this in mind next time I see somebody asking for help.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,222

@1,253,155 (F)
Is that inflation adjusted?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,233

@1,253,133 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
@1,253,141 (B)
Look i gotta be honest I wouldn't buy a house with the money, I'd just invest it and rent until interest rates and home prices become more affordable. If you would like to send me $1 million or more instead so i can buy, I will happily accept that.

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Real Indy joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,235

Svet, will you please send me 500 pounds?

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,237

@previous (Real Indy)
500 pounds of what?

Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,246

@previous (F)
Of Sterling Crown.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,299

@1,253,237 (F)
pussy and ass

Anonymous H double-posted this 1 year ago, 46 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,300

@1,253,233 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What would you invest in?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,418

@previous (H)
If I were saving to buy a house in the near future, honestly I'd just stick it in a CD earning 5%. If I were investing for retirement, a couple different index funds.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,444

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's prob what I'd do too. Would you stick only to US-based indices or branch out a bit?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,525

@previous (H)
I know they say you should diversify with overseas stuff and maybe I'd do 80/20 US/foreign split but honestly I feel like since 2009 US stocks have just done better consistently lol and hate putting money in non-US anything.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,530

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If I were to live another hundred years, I'd invest heavily in Africa. It's the only place on earth with birth rates consistently above replacement. China's population has already begun to decline and that's something people were saying wouldn't happen for another decade or more. Even India's birth rate is now below replacement. I think we're looking at a picture where most of the earth is going to look like Japan. Stagnation and eventually contraction. I doubt places like India or South America are going to deal with this anyone near as well as Japan has.

But I won't live another hundred years, so I'd stick with US and some European indices. I think everything I said above will take many decades to be relevant. And who knows, maybe Africa will never get its shit together despite the rest of the world slowly committing suicide. Humanity will definitely have some dark days ahead if it doesn't.

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Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,766

@previous (H)
> Humanity will definitely have some dark days aheaad because of Pedo Biden.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

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