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Topic: Warren Jeffs is in a coma.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,306

Image went missingSerial kiddie-diddler and polygamist cult leader Warren Jeffs, seen here making a troll face, is in critical condition after fasting.

The leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a breakaway Mormon sect, was sentenced early this month to life in prison plus 20 years for sexual assault. Jeffs told officials at the Powledge prison unit that he was not on a hunger strike, but had been "fasting".

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #203,234

Let's keep our fingers crossed that his health declines and he dies.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,236

And these crimes are just what authorities found.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,251

He is going to fake his death.

I called it first. He has to get out of prison. He has so many mouth's he needs to feed. Most of his wives aren't even old enough to work!

Meowth !RKehomzmKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,257

@203,234 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
well your mom

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,308

This is fucking huge! They'll be picking a new prophet soon.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,309

I just read the article and he's not in a coma.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,315

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
LOL They updated it to critical but responsive. Here is a better idea of how it looked when it was posted.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,318

@previous (A)
It sounds like they just jumped the gun. I hope that he stays alive for a long time so that hey can grow old and die in prison.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,330

@203,257 (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)

> well your mom

Lol'd

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,331

@203,318 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Well, in case you really needed a coma story today, here is a story about the Lockerbie bomber being in a coma.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,334

@previous (A)
I like your commitment to delivering a coma story.

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,479

I was going to c/p the AnT coma notice but I can't find it
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