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Topic: Jesus' Penis

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #112,981

Never saw much action.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,251,785

Circumcised for sure.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,787

@previous (B)
And why would you assume that?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,790

@previous (A)
Because he was a post-Abrahamic Jew.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,792

@previous (B)
And he was circumcised where? In a manger with straw and donkey shit for a bed? Maybe Joseph bobbed him with a corn knife he found there or possibly one of the wise men gnawed off the foreskin. I highly doubt the child was de-foreskinned.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,793

@previous (A)
I do not know when or where, but as a Jew, it was a commandment and would have been a grave sin if not.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,799

@previous (B)
I think he kept his foreskin, possibly they could have taken it off at the crucifixion and maybe some soldier won it in a dice game, took it home for a trophy.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,804

@previous (A)
No observant Jew at that time would dare not be circumcised.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,807

@1,251,799 (A)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

As usual the Christians are weird freaks.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,809

One of the hidden books of the bible kept by the Vatican details teenage Jesus and his masturbatings, all of which are described therein
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