Topic: ITT you are the opposite sex

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,293

You are also 4'6".

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #203,012

So basically, I'm ninjj?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,014

I'd look even more like a hobbit than I do already.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,015

I wanna be the one on the right.

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,047

I think I'd be mostly the same, only a little shorter and with less tits and more dick.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #203,050

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
Traptych!HeavyPenis

cat /dev/null !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,080

i'd be short...

if i were a catgirl i'd be ok though

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #203,087

whyamiokaywiththis.jpg

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,169

@203,050 (F)
:')
I'd be pretty okay with that.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,172

I'd do midget porn and make a fuckload of money (no pun inelvendid).

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Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,191

Obligatory Snooki pic

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,206

Am I thin? Cause I'd have no problem with this if I were. Lesbian porn career, here I come.

sluggy double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,215

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Good news, you could be doing that now.

sluggy triple-posted this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,222

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Well... It still feels good.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,238

I'd be a fat midget and that would make me sad.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,240

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
But think of what you're missing. You'd have green hair and orange skin and would work in a chocolate factory!

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,242

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I'm considering applying for menial labour at Cadbury's just so I can say I work in a chocolate factory.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,243

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
That sounds glorious!

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,252

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The orgasm.

Or the rush you get from the looks of the other bus passengers.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #203,295

Today is a good day. I will now suddenly and magically be happy with my life elsewhere.

Minichan