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Topic: i met Donald Trump this last Sunday. AMA

squeegee started this discussion 2 years ago #112,924

he has trouble maintaining eye contact. i did not know that. cameras, those are fine. but, having someone peering into his eyes?

makes him incredibly fidgety. he tries to gaze at people's forehead. but i'm taller than him. looking down at people, they can't tell as easily. but up, it's like he's trying to see past me like he's got an eclipse in the sky to stare down.

his hands are pretty small too. i did the thing where i shook his fingers and didn't let his get a firm handshake. i met Barron Trump too. mother fucker is a giant. like 2 or 3 inches taller than me.

he watches people's mouths when they talk. doesn't shake people's hands. plays candy crush on 2 devices simultaneously, 1 in each hand. and he whines when he talked to his mom on the phone.

trump smells like baby powder and aquanet.

:)

never meet your heroes, conservatives. they might suddenly point up at the wifi hotspot and ask what it is, get told what it is, then ask, "is it necessary?"

lol. it was an awkward 10 minutes. but i got my $1900 photo with the president. yes, this was a campaign fundraiser hosted by a big donor at their private residence. still waiting on the picture, but i will post it along with the document sleeve and WH branded display for it.

I wore an inappropriately short black sequin and nude, rushed and gathered low back bodycon with sweetheart neckline, and a corset to accentuate my cleavage. had my hair and makeup, nails, done at a salon that morning. i wore heels, but was asked to wear ballet flats instead because -apparently, and i didn't know this either- stiletto heels are not allowed to be worn near a current or former president because they have a thin, tapered, steel shank inside the heel.

And, Trump, actually very polite. he said, "well hello my dear," called my Nicole after asking my name, referred to me as she without so much as a thought, commented on my height, and made a fun little joke about me being from Wonder Woman's family after the handshake.

and we had a 7 minute conversation, me and him. not small talk either. that's what the whole thing is really for.

Buy your 10 minutes of time in the president's ear. try to make sure he doesn't forget what you told him. and he won't. i'm 90% leg by length. i'm certain he watched me walking out of the study. 38C-27-44. I was a walking powder keg. got that hip drop with every step thing mastered.

but, just like that, 5 minutes later, we were pulling away from the Valet podium $3,800 poorer.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 55 minutes later[^] [v] #1,251,250

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,253

What did he say? What did you say to him? Do you think his booking height and weight if 6'3 215lbs was accurate?

dj coco nutty joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,316

squeegee continues to grow taller

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,329

@1,251,253 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Grounds for mistrial

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,339

@previous (E)
No.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,251,342

This sounds too oddly specific to be fake but it’s squeegee so I don’t know

Why did you waste your money?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,252,346

@OP
Everything you said aligns perfectly with having a paraphilia. And it also sounds like a fan fiction, but I'll be generous and assume that this actually happened. Looking forward to seeing the pictures.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,006

@1,251,253 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I spread the word.

@1,251,342 (F)
you get an opportunity like that often? it wasn't a snap decision either, and what was discussed was worth far, far more than what it cost. a ten minute conversation with the right person can change the world. you don't go into this to shake his hand and get an autograph and fangirl.

I could make a joke about it being the only way to get trump to listen to me, but that would be unfair, every president has private campaign fundraiser dinners and events - that's what they do when they fly in your city and out the next morning. every wealthy person in your city has a photo with Reagan, Clinton, Bush, Obama - as many as they had connections to go to. regardless of their leanings politically.

and I'll say one thing, I know he meets a lot of people, but you don't forget the ten minutes you spent behind closed doors with a red haired transgender in a ball gown that you have to look up to when you're as tall as trump. and, yes. he's every inch 6'3'' tall. this is the observation someone made that was the deciding factor. "I wouldn't forget talking to you, especially if you had something to say worth remembering.

if you see a waste of money then that tells me you think you have nothing of value to say. which is why they're spent here, and not where they can spend and possibly matter.

@previous (G)
generous? lol. no, you're waiting for proof because I owe you that. because you think your belief is what I see value in? everything you said aligns perfectly with nothing said by no one who wants to be associated with who they are because you don't even see them as being anything ideas to distance yourself from.

I've been pretty clear in the past that I think your beliefs are worthless, anon.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,007

I'm not surprised fake anon was the one with real questions. I'm sure he's the one who understand how private fundraisers work. and when he's likely in a position to do the same, he'll have his picture with a president too. he seems like they type to have the opportunity and to know the value in it. and he'll probably agree, the conversation is his to keep.

squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,008

as for the picture, it's been pointed out to me that once I share it online then I can't stop it being used in ways I can't control. and I hadn't considered how it could be a bad idea to put it out there.

what's the worst caption y'all can come up with? trump with trans in a ballgown, both smiling, his hand on the small of my back, mine on his shoulder.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 53 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,009

@previous (squeegee)

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,010

see, can't help yourselves.

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,011

@previous (squeegee)

dj coco nutty replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,012

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,013

@previous (dj coco nutty)

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,015

@1,251,253 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
real answer: he was really quite charming and friendly, I'd say he loves people who give him money, but that's not true. he'll take anyone's money. but so would Obama. he's just a very skilled socialite and knows how to be a public figure. he commands the room, and he makes you feel like a million bucks.

I can see why so many people fell under that spell. and why so many tried so hard to be fixers for him. I can only imagine what his inner circle thought there was to gain or lose. and why other high society types either love him or hate him. they know what's up. they're just not as good at it as he is. if he's the best in the world at anything it's the opposite of anonymity. I can promise you, if you don't have a name to stand behind then you don't have anything of value at all. but, that's besides the point. just something interesting, anonymity -not being known, that's absolutely not anything he understands. he understands the power of identity so well he talks in the third person about himself. that should tell you something about his values.

I have nothing bad to say about meeting him. not the kind of guy you sit and have a brew with, the kind of guy who gets down to business as to not waste your time or his. he could have wasted that time talking about golf, instead, he got past the pleasantries -which were glowing. and then he did what I was spending money on, he gave ME his time, and he heard me, and his questions were ones that said he was listening. whether they stuck, or resonated, he made me feel like it wasn't a wasted opportunity. it felt meaningful. and maybe that's not reality. maybe that's his real talent.

I'll say this, 2024, Don't think for a second it's over for him. but I doubt anything is sacred to him. he's not a conservative. or liberal. he's whatever you want him to be. listen to how he talks. he hedges so his words can kinda go either way and you were the one saying it, not him, its a matter of interpretation. he is Teflon. more than that, he's a mirror.

but you're not voting for your beliefs. you think he has ideology, that he thinks like you.

you're voting for his name. everything else is a matter of salesmanship. that doesn't make him bad, or evil. he could champion liberal causes just as convincingly. it just means he doesn't care about what he's selling. as long as he's selling. he's happy.

that's what we've been up against.

he's always closing.

he's got the Glen Gary leads.

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,018

@1,253,008 (squeegee)
So you're already backing down on providing the picture because no such picture exists or ever will. It's made all the more sad because it's easier than ever to fake such things. Even the resident dumbfucks here have been doing AI image generation for months now. But I'd be lying if I said I'm surprised that such an easy task is beyond you.

> everything you said aligns perfectly with nothing said by no one who wants to be associated with who they are because you don't even see them as being anything ideas to distance yourself from.

That's a long way to say nothing at all. You over-sexualize yourself and every interaction you ever have, seemingly even when you're completely sober and not on a meth-fueled binge. Although, I'm not so sure it's fair to talk about you being in a completely sober state. Fucking up your brain with meth is a one-way street.

No one here is interested in you sexually, or potentially otherwise, but you just can't take a hint. I can't imagine what you're like in real life and, frankly, I don't want to. You know the situation is fucked when kook, the most tolerant and understanding out of all of us here, calls you out on this. She's all but mentioned your paraphilia by name, but we all know she wouldn't go there. She's too kind, as she always has been.

Anyway, this story you've spun up for us doesn't make a lot of sense. Maybe you should ask ChatGPT for help next time. I guess even in your imagination you struggle to make good use of the resources you have. No, politicians don't remember a random one-off conversation with an unacquainted nobody from a campaign event. You don't have the money or the influence to leave a lasting impression, much less to hold any influence over anyone but your local town hall politician, at best. What's most ironic about this fantastical tale is that Trump is unlikely to ever hold office again and there's a non-negligible chance he'll spend the two or three years he has left in prison.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,025

and he makes eye contact just fine. he's not autistic and his hands are normal. lol. he does smell like baby powder. and he's normally colored in person. the orange is his golf tan I'm sure. he's sunburned on tv because he plays golf all the time, wears sunglasses, and is just white enough to not tan well and keep it I'd guess. but all the stuff people make fun of him about are pretty easily explainable.

idk what else to say. and barron is a giant. shockingly big. zero interest in people around him tho. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't notice anyone let alone notice someone standing out. if he did, he didn't care. if anything was most noticeable on my part was that no one made me feel like I was any different, except trump. who made me feel compared to wonder woman. so, yeah. in isolation the whole thing would have gotten my vote. not a single Democrat really makes me feels anything other than singled out. and it was NOT a Maga crowd. not a Maga issue was being discussed anywhere by anyone. as far as I could tell people were just networking and talking about who else was there to introduce people to. old fashioned conservative politics. there's just a lot of business behind the politicians and ideology is for sale if votes are a currency.

I'm sure democrats are identical in that regard. there's 2 things going on, there's the people who have votes to spend, and then there's the people who back winning horses and get a return on their investment. for us it's divide and conquer - for them it's just another kind of gambling. I didn't get the idea that many were there to talk about issues. they have no issues. problems just aren't going to factor in. it all gave me a lot to think about.

there's probably very little difference between a trump or Biden presidency. I'm more and more convinced that the actual important seats are state level. the names no one knows or care about. your railroad commissioners, comptrollers, judges, and junk. local level, state level, then senators and reps, then President is least important. at least as far as your day to day, actual filling potholes and zoning for city planning. mayors, governors...

we look at it backwards. because of course we do.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,026

@1,253,018 (G)

> So you're already backing down on providing the picture because no such picture exists or ever will. It's made all the more sad because it's easier than ever to fake such things. Even the resident dumbfucks here have been doing AI image generation for months now. But I'd be lying if I said I'm surprised that such an easy task is beyond you.
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> >everything you said aligns perfectly with nothing said by no one who wants to be associated with who they are because you don't even see them as being anything ideas to distance yourself from.
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> That's a long way to say nothing at all. You over-sexualize yourself and every interaction you ever have, seemingly even when you're completely sober and not on a meth-fueled binge. Although, I'm not so sure it's fair to talk about you being in a completely sober state. Fucking up your brain with meth is a one-way street.
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> No one here is interested in you sexually, or potentially otherwise, but you just can't take a hint. I can't imagine what you're like in real life and, frankly, I don't want to. You know the situation is fucked when kook, the most tolerant and understanding out of all of us here, calls you out on this. She's all but mentioned your paraphilia by name, but we all know she wouldn't go there. She's too kind, as she always has been.
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> Anyway, this story you've spun up for us doesn't make a lot of sense. Maybe you should ask ChatGPT for help next time. I guess even in your imagination you struggle to make good use of the resources you have. No, politicians don't remember a random one-off conversation with an unacquainted nobody from a campaign event. You don't have the money or the influence to leave a lasting impression, much less to hold any influence over anyone but your local town hall politician, at best. What's most ironic about this fantastical tale is that Trump is unlikely to ever hold office again and there's a non-negligible chance he'll spend the two or three years he has left in prison.

shut up.

didn't even read.

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squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,027

tteh. btw. shut up tteh.

squeegee (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,029

now I read it. lol. like I said, shut up tteh. same dumb ass way of arguing as ever. your incredulousness is showing.

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,034

@previous (squeegee)
I'm not arguing. This is your wake up call. Don't argue with your alarm clock. Just accept it.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,038

@previous (G)
ur literally arguing with me. right now.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,039

@previous (squeegee)
No he's just contradicting you, not stating and defending a proposition i.e. "arguing".

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,040

@previous (I)
'You over-sexualize yourself and every interaction you ever have, seemingly even when you're completely sober and not on a meth-fueled binge. Although, I'm not so sure it's fair to talk about you being in a completely sober state. Fucking up your brain with meth is a one-way street."

right, not asserting anything at all. lol. "that never happened" would be a contradiction. "you're already backing down on providing the picture because no such picture exists or ever will." is an argument looking to provide an alternate explanation to defend the proposition that I'm lying.

shut the fuck up tteh.

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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,053

I guess we just pick and choose to believe what Squeegee says is true.

@1,251,342 (F)
This. I didn't say anything because I am curious to see the pic. Thanks for ruining everything again, Tteh.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,113

@1,253,015 (squeegee)
Those are the SPECIAL LEADS!

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,253,190

What did you ask trump about and what were his answers?

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,254,380

@1,253,040 (squeegee)
bitch niggas stay silent
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