Topic: Life isn't worth living
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #112,836
I just want to suck on some fat titties and smell the ass of a hot girl.
Why the fuck is it so hard to get laid? And furthermore, why shouldn't I just go ahead and kill myself if I'm never going to even touch a decent pussy again?
Why the fuck is it so hard to get laid? And furthermore, why shouldn't I just go ahead and kill myself if I'm never going to even touch a decent pussy again?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,250,458
Lose weight you fat motherfucker.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,459
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@1,250,460 (dj coco nutty)
I don't see it. I mean I agree that I'm overweight, but to me fat is a state of being excessively overweight that hinders mobility.
I don't see it. I mean I agree that I'm overweight, but to me fat is a state of being excessively overweight that hinders mobility.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,474
@OP
> Why the fuck is it so hard to get laid?
Supply and demand.
There's plenty of men looking for someone, and most of them can shoot perfectly fine cum and they have jobs and have worked on providing value their entire life.
Women have a very short window where they have any reproductive value, and have no pressure to be likeable. Any early-20s woman can get fat, act hysterical, and still get bombarded with attention.
When there's a 5-to-1 ratio of eligible men to women, you are going to fail unless you either won the metaphorical lottery or lower your standards to accept eggless obese women who have never had to learn basic respect.
> Why the fuck is it so hard to get laid?
Supply and demand.
There's plenty of men looking for someone, and most of them can shoot perfectly fine cum and they have jobs and have worked on providing value their entire life.
Women have a very short window where they have any reproductive value, and have no pressure to be likeable. Any early-20s woman can get fat, act hysterical, and still get bombarded with attention.
When there's a 5-to-1 ratio of eligible men to women, you are going to fail unless you either won the metaphorical lottery or lower your standards to accept eggless obese women who have never had to learn basic respect.
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@1,250,478 (E)
Irrelevant.
The women he's pursuing will be chased by people with many different motivations. So demand is still high.
The women he's going to be attracted to are going to be women in that brief window, regardless of whether he wants kids or a LTR. Sure, an old hag still has a hole, and fecundity shouldn't matter in theory, but in practice men can't help but be driven by their instincts.
Natural selection codes desires, and those don't disappear because you've bucked the natural tendency to want kids. The strong attraction to youthful features persists.
Irrelevant.
The women he's pursuing will be chased by people with many different motivations. So demand is still high.
The women he's going to be attracted to are going to be women in that brief window, regardless of whether he wants kids or a LTR. Sure, an old hag still has a hole, and fecundity shouldn't matter in theory, but in practice men can't help but be driven by their instincts.
Natural selection codes desires, and those don't disappear because you've bucked the natural tendency to want kids. The strong attraction to youthful features persists.
Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,482
@previous (D)
If women are "hypergamists", that won't matter will it? Everything you said only matters to somebody trying to start a nuclear family. OP said they just want to get laid.
If women are "hypergamists", that won't matter will it? Everything you said only matters to somebody trying to start a nuclear family. OP said they just want to get laid.
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dj coco nutty replied with this 2 years ago, 35 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,484
dj coco nutty double-posted this 2 years ago, 44 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,485
ie eat a lot of chili dog + go fast = hedgehog
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,487
@1,250,482 (E)
> If women are "hypergamists", that won't matter will it?
Hypergamists just means they date up.
> Everything you said only matters to somebody trying to start a nuclear family. OP said they just want to get laid.
When someone wants to get laid, they don't pick what they're attracted to randomly from a list.
People are driven by natural instincts, that have evolved based on specific rules.
Some guy just trying to have fun will be drawn towards women who can have kids, whether they want kids or not, whether they realize how their attraction works or not.
So no, you don't need to want a nuclear family to be instinctively pushed towards that direction. Plenty of men are terrified of getting a woman knocked up, yet compulsively seek out women who are most likely to get knocked up. That's natural selection.
> If women are "hypergamists", that won't matter will it?
Hypergamists just means they date up.
> Everything you said only matters to somebody trying to start a nuclear family. OP said they just want to get laid.
When someone wants to get laid, they don't pick what they're attracted to randomly from a list.
People are driven by natural instincts, that have evolved based on specific rules.
Some guy just trying to have fun will be drawn towards women who can have kids, whether they want kids or not, whether they realize how their attraction works or not.
So no, you don't need to want a nuclear family to be instinctively pushed towards that direction. Plenty of men are terrified of getting a woman knocked up, yet compulsively seek out women who are most likely to get knocked up. That's natural selection.
Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,488
@previous (D)
@OP can afford to post on minichan, there's plenty of women below him on the totem pole, especially since he's just trying to get laid. Sorry, your incel redpill theory has no weight here. OP isn't trying.
@OP can afford to post on minichan, there's plenty of women below him on the totem pole, especially since he's just trying to get laid. Sorry, your incel redpill theory has no weight here. OP isn't trying.
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,489
@previous (E)
> @OP can afford to post on minichan, there's plenty of women below him on the totem pole, especially since he's just trying to get laid.
If they don't meet certain criteria, @OP will likely find them unappealing. That's whether he understands why or not.
> Sorry, your incel redpill theory has no weight here.
Evolution is real whether you believe it or not.
It used to be that christians were the evolution deniers, and that seems to have shifted to libs denying evolution because it contradicts how their faith explains romance.
> @OP can afford to post on minichan, there's plenty of women below him on the totem pole, especially since he's just trying to get laid.
If they don't meet certain criteria, @OP will likely find them unappealing. That's whether he understands why or not.
> Sorry, your incel redpill theory has no weight here.
Evolution is real whether you believe it or not.
It used to be that christians were the evolution deniers, and that seems to have shifted to libs denying evolution because it contradicts how their faith explains romance.
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Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,491
@1,250,489 (D)
Do you know how many Millions of women would die to "date up" with a minichan poster? Like I said, in this one aspect of life @OP isn't trying
Do you know how many Millions of women would die to "date up" with a minichan poster? Like I said, in this one aspect of life @OP isn't trying
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,494
@previous (E)
Unironically, everyone here is in the top 5-10% globally.
If @OP gets a passport he could slay.
Unironically, everyone here is in the top 5-10% globally.
If @OP gets a passport he could slay.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,503
@1,250,500 (G)
That is more dangerous than an airplane.
@1,250,501 (E)
Good point, but at least I could control how I die.
@previous (D)
I'm not trying to get beheaded by the Cartel. Thanks.
That is more dangerous than an airplane.
@1,250,501 (E)
Good point, but at least I could control how I die.
@previous (D)
I'm not trying to get beheaded by the Cartel. Thanks.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,506
@previous (E)
Why should I have to get a passport, pay an outrageous amount of money for plane tickets and hotel rooms, and travel halfway across the world just to get laid?
Why should I have to get a passport, pay an outrageous amount of money for plane tickets and hotel rooms, and travel halfway across the world just to get laid?
Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,507
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,508
@previous (E)
Why should I have to swim across the Atlantic Ocean just to get laid?
It's because western women have insane standards thanks to social media and feminism telling them they're queens and deserve a 6'3" millionaire with abs and an 8 inch dick.
Why should I have to swim across the Atlantic Ocean just to get laid?
It's because western women have insane standards thanks to social media and feminism telling them they're queens and deserve a 6'3" millionaire with abs and an 8 inch dick.
Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,512
@previous (A)
That's not why. And you don't have to do anything as drastic as checks notes... buying a bus ticket to mexico. Just start trying.
That's not why. And you don't have to do anything as drastic as checks notes... buying a bus ticket to mexico. Just start trying.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,514
@1,250,512 (E)
I'm 27 and have been single for 3 years now. No dating prospects, no social hobbies, no meetup groups in my area, I work from home, and my dating profiles are absolutely FILLED with fat bitches. I don't want a fat bitch, I want a modest looking girl that isn't obese. A little chub is okay, but not gunt fat.
I'm 27 and have been single for 3 years now. No dating prospects, no social hobbies, no meetup groups in my area, I work from home, and my dating profiles are absolutely FILLED with fat bitches. I don't want a fat bitch, I want a modest looking girl that isn't obese. A little chub is okay, but not gunt fat.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,515
@1,250,508 (A)
You've said you've seen less attractive men than you with beautiful women
What do they have that you dont?
You've said you've seen less attractive men than you with beautiful women
What do they have that you dont?
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Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,518
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@1,250,514 (A)
Oh good you work from home, so you can easily move to another area with a lower cost of living and be the rich fat guy who gets laid
Oh good you work from home, so you can easily move to another area with a lower cost of living and be the rich fat guy who gets laid
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,250,523
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@1,250,523 (A)
Mindlessly "swiping" in either direction will derank your profile. You can also consider "touching grass".
Mindlessly "swiping" in either direction will derank your profile. You can also consider "touching grass".
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@1,250,529 (A)
Doesn't mean much.
If you've been here a year, you came right after a rogue mod delete 18 months of posts. They were also new to the board and only got made because they took molly with tteh.
Doesn't mean much.
If you've been here a year, you came right after a rogue mod delete 18 months of posts. They were also new to the board and only got made because they took molly with tteh.
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@1,250,503 (A)
The cartel makes more money when rich tourists come spend money. They tax local businesses and could lose millions chopping the head off some gringo.
The cartel makes more money when rich tourists come spend money. They tax local businesses and could lose millions chopping the head off some gringo.
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