Minichan

Topic: Who would win in a massive Minichan bar-brawl (pronounced as one word)?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #112,742

Who, fora? Assume a last one standing situation.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Bert (tard strength)	1	6%
Kook (natural strength, good strategizing, clever)	2	12%
Ninjj (skinny and weak, but probably in the best shape of anyone here re: heart and endurance)	1	6%
Matt (karate background, but not for years, a little tard strength)	-	0%
Meta (sheer obese mass)	-	0%
Syntax (might use dance steps to get around punches, otherwise frail)	8	47%
Becky (giant woman paddles for kicking)	-	0%
Walter (smelly McDonald's farts to keep people away, some tard strength)	-	0%
Linz Mondello (years of boxing training, tard strength)	-	0%
Fr. Merrin (skinny, middle-aged, but tough from living in Russia)	3	18%
Fake Anon (alcoholic resistance to pain)	-	0%
Write in	2	12%

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 48 seconds later[^] [v] #1,249,611

Forgot: Svet (cocaine high cannot feel pain)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,249,613

sicker than your average nigger killer
twist niggers heads off
niggers and gayers
chicken wing eating players

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,249,614

triple k hooligans
dead right if they head right
fucking your mom every night
smooth since days of killing Jews
never lose

Anonymous B triple-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,249,615

I put niggers underground without a sound
you minorities can’t step to me
all spics need to go back to mexico
never to be stealing money from you and me
quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
spics need to learn some english talk

Anonymous B quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,249,616

Now who's the real dookie?
niggers all smell like skit
you niggers can ride my dick
spear chuckers pushing up sticks
ooga booga go back to africa
i don’t know why i hate blacks
oh yeah, it’s because they look and smell like ass

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,249,622

@previous (B)
you seem a tad autistic

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,249,637

No one.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,249,651

I gots extendos!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,249,765

Green (foopball hooligan)