Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago#112,678
Green was in Tel Aviv at a wonderful shawarma restaurant. Something about the lamb, however, was a little off. Green felt his stomach rumbling. He ran to the nearest temple and dropped his pants. Just then, Benjamin Netanyahu licked his anus. Green sprayed the Prime Minister with sticky diarrhea. Green had dropped a nasty wet poo, on Netanyahu.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 46 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,249,120
@1,249,097 (A)
He had on different pants when he left the Vatican than he he arrived there with!! And there was some kind of long unexplained pause in the coverage of the event. It happens with a lot of people past 80. Ask Syntax.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,249,192
@previous (A)
I'm 31 years old. I'm a terminal failure, all my friends have abandoned me and I'm alone, I've never had any ambition, I have this stupid acid reflux and I'm fat.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,249,194
@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
You are a clever, funny, kind person. A little therapy and meds and some social effort and you would be perfect. Don’t sell yourself short.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,249,195
@previous (A)
It's more than that, I feel like I fundamentally don't belong in this universe. Like I'm more of a ghost than a person. I've felt that way for most of my life.