Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,248,900
@previous (B) In days of yore, a tale I'll share,
Of an errant deed most unfair.
A soul, not wise, took the wrong route,
And faced the wrath of Vishna's clout.
He ventured out under the moon,
In darkness, strayed much too soon.
Instead of seeking porcelain's haven,
He dared to soil Vishna's haven.
The deity, with wrath immense,
Cast punishment, no recompense.
Oh, his derrière, it met the whip,
A lesson learned, quite a painful trip.
So remember, friends, heed this advice,
Seek the loo, don't roll the dice.
For Vishna's punishment, you'll surely rue,
Best to find a proper toilet, it's true!