Topic: How do I become a code monkey?
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #112,431
I have no knowledge of programming at all, but I'm looking for a different type of work. I want to teach myself how to code.
What resources would you recommend?
What resources would you recommend?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,247,129
Code monkeys have been replaced by GitHub copilot and other AI pair programming tools.
Tell it what you want to code, that's it.
If you're looking for a job, you'll need to be a degreed software architect or have some homies in DevOps already.
Tell it what you want to code, that's it.
If you're looking for a job, you'll need to be a degreed software architect or have some homies in DevOps already.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,130
@previous (B)
AI sucks at coding and if it misunderstands you, it's corrections always fuck up. Are you this retard?
AI sucks at coding and if it misunderstands you, it's corrections always fuck up. Are you this retard?
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,131
@previous (C)
It doesn't need to be perfect to automate a lot of man-hours in the industry.
It can read code and find a typo, write a few lines so you don't need to spend 10 minutes googling to see if someone else already solved the problem, and it can add comments onto existing code.
Hit regenerate occasionally, write the parts it can't, and even with these flaws it lets one thigh-high hijra do the work of two.
Enjoy unemployment meatbag.
It doesn't need to be perfect to automate a lot of man-hours in the industry.
It can read code and find a typo, write a few lines so you don't need to spend 10 minutes googling to see if someone else already solved the problem, and it can add comments onto existing code.
Hit regenerate occasionally, write the parts it can't, and even with these flaws it lets one thigh-high hijra do the work of two.
Enjoy unemployment meatbag.
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Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,132
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,134
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Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,136
@previous (C)All good, but a trick for the future is to use different stylesheets on each UID. When they are color-coded it's harder to mess up like that.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,137
@previous (D)
Alternatively you could maintain one uid over multiple devices by setting a memorable username and password, or downloading the id card
Alternatively you could maintain one uid over multiple devices by setting a memorable username and password, or downloading the id card
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,139
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,140
First you must master the art of selling 10,000 drawings for $1 each
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,142
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,147
@previous (D)
I don't know why you have this idea, but it isn't related to anything happening in real life
I don't know why you have this idea, but it isn't related to anything happening in real life
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,150
*code Great Ape
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,151
@OP
> I have no knowledge of programming at all, but I'm looking for a different type of work. I want to teach myself how to code.
>
> What resources would you recommend?
Are you 3000 Things Guy from TC?
> I have no knowledge of programming at all, but I'm looking for a different type of work. I want to teach myself how to code.
>
> What resources would you recommend?
Are you 3000 Things Guy from TC?